Spammers

Rule the Internet for Pennies A Day!
Make Your Enemies Impotent!
Turn Pocket Lint into Bitchin' Hot Rods!

If you're on the Internet (and we know you are), there's no better way to make money than by sending enormous quantities of Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail. You've seen them. They have subject lines like "Get Thin By Watching Free Cable TV!" and "Foreign Spouses Delivered to Your Door!"
As a hapless net.citizen, you have no recourse. But in SPAMMERS, the (non-collectible) card game of Internet Marketing, you can take the Net in your own hands and reverse the roles. You own the companies and you operate the Scams.
By using technology like Enormous Monitors and Little Black Boxes, you can send Mailings to your own Proprietary Lists or to the Unwashed Masses. You'll mail to groups like Bigots on Parade, the Sex-Starved Teenaged Boys, or Citizens for Decency on Our Net.
Don't wait! Send your money today! SPAMMERS will make women flock to you! SPAMMERS will make you filthy rich beyond your wildest dreams! SPAMMERS will keep neighborhood kids from egging your house! SPAMMERS contains a full set of Moxes!*
Spammers is a non-collectible card game. It comes in a 9" x 6" x 1.5" box which contains 110 cards, 125 counters, a six-sided die, and complete rules for play.
Designer: Jeff Tidball
Art: David Gatzmer
Coloring: John Nephew
Stock Number: AG 1200
ISBN: 1-887801-62-6
Price: $24.95

* Disclaimer: SPAMMERS probably won't make women flock to you in this life, will only make you rich beyond your wildest dreams if you have very low expectations, and will only prevent your house from being egged if you use it to construct a protective barricade. SPAMMERS doesn't really contain any Moxes, we just said that to get you all excited.

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