From: "tdeaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: kissy, kissy
Date: 01 Nov 1998 16:17:52 -0700

Don't Think so. But part of Billie boy was at Kodachrome!



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From: vickenn@webtv.net (Victor Kennedy)
Subject: BB: Fwd: Careful what you ask for! -Forwarded
Date: 02 Nov 1998 12:23:18 -0700 (MST)


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> Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly
> Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in right now, but
> our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week,
> but you can't go back as humans.  What'll it be?"
> 
> The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring
> above the Rocky Mountains." 
> 
> "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
> 
> The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of
> this week count', St. Peter?"  "No. I told you the computer's down.
> There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." 
> 
> "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a
> stud."  
> 
> "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
> 
> A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to
> recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He
> asks. The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere
> over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could
> prove to be more difficult."
> 
> "Why?" Asketh the Lord. 
> 
> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota." 
> 
>                                    

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 02 Nov 1998 22:10:03 -0500



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Bob
K1200rsl=3DMy Viagra
Ducati 916=3DDante's inferno
F650=3DMy placebo
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> "If you receive an e-mail titled "Win A Holiday" DO NOT open it. It
>  will erase everything on your hard drive.  Forward this letter out to
>  as many people as you can.  This is a new, very malicious virus and
>  not many people know about it.  This information was announced
>  yesterday morning from Microsoft, please share it with everyone that
>  might access the Internet. Once again pass this along to everyone in
>  your address book so that this may be stopped."
>
>
>
> <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN">
> <HTML>
> <HEAD>
>
> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 http-equiv=3DContent-Typ=
e>
> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.72.3110.7"' name=3DGENERATOR>
> </HEAD>
> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff>
> <DIV>&quot;If you receive an e-mail titled &quot;Win A Holiday&quot; DO=

NOT
>  open =

> it. It<BR>&nbsp;will erase everything on your hard drive.&nbsp; Forward=

this =

> letter out to<BR>&nbsp;as many people as you can.&nbsp; This is a new,
very =

> malicious virus and<BR>&nbsp;not many people know about it.&nbsp; This =

> information was announced<BR>&nbsp;yesterday morning from Microsoft,
please =

> share it with everyone that<BR>&nbsp;might access the Internet. Once
again
>  pass =

> this along to everyone in<BR>&nbsp;your address book so that this may
be =

> stopped.&quot;<BR><BR></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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From: "Rick P." <utahbmw@inconnect.com>
Subject: BB: Crit's E-mail address
Date: 03 Nov 1998 08:46:16 +0000

Crit,
I've lost your E-mail address.  I will send you the entire awards
history from '91 - '97 for your information.
Rick

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 03 Nov 1998 13:44:53 -0700

Bobster (aka Chicken Little...):

Here's a special message just for you!
(G,D,&R!)
:^)  :^)  :^)

On 2 Nov 98, at 22:10, Jess Jensen wrote:
 
> -------------Forwarded Message-----------------
> 
<snippa basic virus hoax message>

> Subject: 	IMPORTANT!!!  VIRUS WARNING!!!!!!!! PLEASE 
READ AND ACT
> IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of 
Irregular
> Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet 
users are
> becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe 
without
> question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning 
that shows up
> in their inbox or on their browser.  The Gullibility Virus, as it is
> called, apparently makes people believe and forward copies 
of silly
> hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, email viruses, taxes on 
modems, and
> get-rich-quick schemes.
> 
> "These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy 
lottery
> tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said.  
"Most are
> otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the same stories 
if told to
> them by a stranger on a street corner."  However, once these 
same people
> become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe 
anything they
> read on the Internet.
> 
> "My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," 
reported one
> weeping victim.  "I believe every warning message and sick 
child story
> my friends forward to me, even though most of the messages 
are
> anonymous."
> 
> Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard 
about
> Good Times, I just accepted it without question.  After all, there
> were dozens of other recipients on the mail header, so I 
thought the
> virus must be true."  It was a long time, the victim said, before 
she
> could stand up at a Hoaxes Anonymous meeting and state, 
"My name is
> Jane, and I've been hoaxed."  Now, however, she is spreading 
the word.
> "Challenge and check whatever you read," she says.
> 
> Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms 
of the
> virus, which include the following:
> 
>   -The willingness to believe improbable stories without 
thinking.
>   -The urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others.
>   -A lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a 
story
> is true.
> 
> T.C. is an example of someone recently infected.  He told one
> reporter, "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost 
all
> shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using 
shampoo." When
> told about the Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he would stop 
reading
> email, so that he would not become infected.
> 
> Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help 
immediately.
> Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, 
Internet
> users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item 
tempting
> them to thoughtless credence.  Most hoaxes, legends, and tall 
tales have
> been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community.
> 
> Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and 
there is
> online help from many sources, including:
> 
>    Department of Energy Computer Incident Advisory 
Capability at
> http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACHoaxes.html
>    Symantec Anti Virus Research Center at
> http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html
>    McAfee Associates Virus Hoax List at
> http://www.mcafee.com/support/hoax.html
>    Dr. Solomons Hoax Page at
> http://www.drsolomons.com/vircen/hoax.html
>    The Urban Legends Web Site at 
http://www.urbanlegends.com
>    Urban Legends Reference Pages at http://www.snopes.com
>    Datafellows Hoax Warnings at
> http://www.Europe.Datafellows.com/news/hoax.htm
> 
> Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate 
themselves
> against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good material on
> evaluating sources, such as:
> 
>    Evaluating Internet Research Sources at
> http://www.sccu.edu/faculty/R_Harris/evalu8it.htm
>    Evaluation of Information Sources at
> http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~agsmith/evaln/evaln.htm
>    Bibliography on Evaluating Internet Resources at
> http://refserver.lib.vt.edu/libinst/critTHINK.HTM
> 
> Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out 
the
> Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone 
who
> forwards them a hoax.
> 
> 
***************************************************
*******
> This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously!  
Forward it
> to all your friends right away!  Don't think about it!  This is 
not a
> chain letter!  This story is true!  Don't check it out!  This story is
> so timely, there is no date on it!  This story is so important, 
we're
> using lots of exclamation points!  For every message you 
forward to some
> unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible 
will donate
> ten cents to itself.  (If you wonder how the Home will know 
you are
> forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously 
thinking
> too much.) 
***************************************************
*******
> 
> ACT NOW! DON'T DELAY! LIMITED TIME! NOT SOLD IN 
ANY STORE!
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Crit's E-mail address
Date: 03 Nov 1998 22:00:55 EST

Rick My E-mail address is as follows: Swan555@aol.com
Crit

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Crit's E-mail address
Date: 03 Nov 1998 22:00:55 EST

Rick My E-mail address is as follows: Swan555@aol.com
Crit

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From: Michael Clark <mjc@clarkfoundation.org>
Subject: BB: FW: BOUNCE beehive-beemers@lists.xmission.com:     Admin request 
Date: 03 Nov 1998 20:49:40 -0700



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Mark C. Arnold wrote:
	> 
	> A recently scheduled Public Information Session scheduled by
Park City for
	> the Park City Motorcycle Races has created a conflict with our
club meeting
	> next Wednesday, November 11, at 7:00 PM at Nacho Mamas.
	> 
	> The club officers have decided to cancel the meeting at Nacho
Mamas and are
	> asking all members that were planning to attend to reschedule
themselves to
	> attend the Public Information Session which will be held in
the City
	> Council Chambers, City Hall Marsac Building, 445 Marsac Ave.,
Park City,
	> UT., at 7:00 PM, November 11, 1998. This information session
is to inform
	> the public of the event prior to issuance of the Master
Festival License.
	> Club member participation is important to show support for the
event.
	> Should you need to contact the City Council for questions,
their phone
	> number is 435-615-5007.
	> 
	> After the Public Information Session, club members are invited
to attend an
	> informal meeting of the Park City Motorcycle Club at the
Wasatch Brew Pub
	> across the street from City Hall for a beverage and
fellowship. It is
	> suggested that members have dinner prior to attending the
Public
	> Information Session although good food is served at the
Wasatch Brew Pub.
	> 
	> Look forward to seeing you there.


For anyone who might be interested-support for the event is always
appreciated.
				Cheers,

				Tom Kullen

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 04 Nov 1998 00:38:47 -0500

This Smacks of Chum....

Is it ......Chicken little........Or.... a little chicken.....?
DeVern......"Take a pill will ya"!
I go out of my to post something  i thought would be of interest to my be=
st
friend's in the Universe, and get shot down like a -
Seagull in duck season. "Whats up with that" ?" Now "Tom  will be mad,cau=
se
i posted something with no Value content.Cessh-
can't get a break! ( Grand -Pooba stuff ...you no)...So i get this post t=
he
other day.....And.......What the heck ,i'll follow the instructions
and send it too the BB list (ounce of prevention stuff). Well....Little d=
id
the good samaritan know ,there was a flame session brewing.
(Or is that.. Spooge session)in the back of DeVerns mind.Give me a brake
Big D!......Why arn't you grading  School paper's or something , i know
it's to early to flunk any Kids yet, so this must be  where you get your
Jollys in the-  mean time..? =







DeVern .....You are correct Sir...I do believe Magic, and my fellow
Beamers, & all the little viruses that go along with them...so when
i read your-Washington Virus report..i couldn't help but think of "The
Washington Condom Chronicles". This month features Bill =

Clinton slims,you can find them @ any dirt bag smoke shop.
Kinda gives new meaning to the old song- King of the road-....I smoke old=

stogies i have found......

Bobster
Hoaxes Anonymous#001
DeVern:
ps. The wide margin is the part i'm sending you direct........




















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From: "Thomas W. Kullen" <utahnorton@sisna.com>
Subject: BB: test
Date: 04 Nov 1998 12:56:30 -0700

keep geeting my messages bounced-tom.

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From: vickenn@webtv.net (Victor Kennedy)
Subject: BB: Road Cond.
Date: 04 Nov 1998 13:22:06 -0700 (MST)

For those of you that don`t have them, here is a couple of good Road
Condition websites you might be interested in. 

www.sr.ex.state.ut.us  (then click on Road Conditions) ,Also
www.i-15.com  

Vic Kennedy



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From: "tdeaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Re: test
Date: 04 Nov 1998 12:51:57 -0700

Tom,

This one came through.

Tom D.
High in the Rockies



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From: "Thomas W. Kullen" <utahnorton@sisna.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Re: test
Date: 04 Nov 1998 15:07:24 -0700

tdeaver wrote:
> 
> Tom,
> 
> This one came through.
> 
> Tom D.
> High in the Rockies
> 
> -

I've sent the same message three times and it bounced back once and
the other two ended up who knows where-does anyone have Michael
Clarks phone number?

Cheers,

Tom

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From: "Thomas W. Kullen" <utahnorton@sisna.com>
Subject: BB: Re: Park City Motorcycle Week
Date: 04 Nov 1998 15:08:54 -0700

Thomas W. Kullen wrote:
> 
> Thomas W. Kullen wrote:
> 
>  Mark C. Arnold wrote:
> 
>    A recently scheduled Public Information Session scheduled by
> Park City for the Park City Motorcycle Races has created a conflict
> with  our club meeting next Wednesday, November 11, at 7:00 PM at Nacho
> Mamas.  The club officers have decided to cancel the meeting at Nacho
> Mamas and are asking all members that were planning to attend to
> reschedule  themselves to  attend the Public Information Session which
> will be held  in the City Council Chambers, City Hall Marsac Building,
> 445 Marsac  Ave., Park City,UT., at 7:00 PM, November 11, 1998. This
> information  session is to inform the public of the event prior to
> issuance of the  Master Festival License.
>   Club member participation is important to show support for the event.
> Should you need to contact the City Council for questions, their phone
> number is 435-615-5007.
>    After the Public Information Session, club members are invited
> to attend an informal meeting of the Park City Motorcycle Club at the
> Wasatch Brew Pub across the street from City Hall for a beverage and
> fellowship. It is suggested that members have dinner prior to attending
> the Public Information Session although good food is served at the
> Wasatch Brew Pub. Look forward to seeing you there.
> 
>    There has been a huge media blitz up here this week with articles
> appearing in the PC Record, Journal and interviews on the radio with
> club members and the Steamboat Chamber Bureau on the effects of the
> races on their community as well as the economic effects of losing the
> races to Park City. There has been an article in the Salt Lake Observer.
> Anyone interested in the event should come up and show their support.
> 
>                                   Cheers,
> 
>                                   Tom Kullen

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From: Michael Clark <mjc@clarkfoundation.org>
Subject: BB: A little lesson in majordomo.
Date: 04 Nov 1998 16:50:03 -0700

Recently, there have been a few bounced messages submitted to the list.
Here's what you need to do:

Look at the header of the bounced message. This usually tells you what
went wrong. In the case of the recent bounces, the word 'c.a.n.c.e.l'
(ignore the periods between the letters, I'll explain those in a second)
was used in the message. Majordomo, the list server program, takes this
to mean that you've attempted to submit a command, called 'c.a.n.c.e.l'
to the program. It assumes you've mistakenly sent the command to the
list, rather than to majordomo@xmission.com, as you should. It attempts
to think for the administrator (me) and filter out the message. In my
opinion, this is complete BS, so now nobody can use the work c.a.n.c.e.l
in a message now? Give me a break. You're supposed to be able to turn
off the feature, but the switch in the configuration file is ignored.
I'm sorry about this problem, there's really nothing I can do about it.
So, the simplest solution is to take the offending work, and put .s
between it. For example c.a.n.c.e.l. This will get it by majordomo's
stupid filter, and allow the message to go through.

Sorry about the mix-up.

-- Mike

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 04 Nov 1998 22:02:43 -0700

On 4 Nov 98, at 0:38, Jess Jensen wrote:

> This Smacks of Chum....
> 
> Is it ......Chicken little........Or.... a little chicken.....?
> DeVern......"Take a pill will ya"!
I start getting nervous when a guy with "My Viagra" on his license 
plate frame starts telling me to take a pill....

> I go out of my to post something  i thought would be of interest to my
> best friend's in the Universe, and get shot down like a - Seagull in duck
> season. "Whats up with that" ?" Now "Tom  will be mad,cause i posted
> something with no Value content.Cessh- can't get a break! ( Grand -Pooba
> stuff ...you no)...
Soooo, why should this post be any different from all your previous 
ones...???  :^)  :^)  And everyone knows that seagulls are "sitting 
ducks."

>So i get this post the other day.....And.......What the
> heck ,i'll follow the instructions and send it too the BB list (ounce of
> prevention stuff). Well....Little did the good samaritan know ,there was a
> flame session brewing. (Or is that.. Spooge session)in the back of DeVerns
> mind.Give me a brake Big D!......
Yessss, we noticed.  And I refer you again to the excellent 
information contained in *my* post.  And finally, FYI, spooge is 
what's left when the flames are over!

>Why arn't you grading  School paper's or
> something , i know it's to early to flunk any Kids yet, so this must be 
> where you get your Jollys in the-  mean time..? 
I only flunk the ones who don't read the informational handouts I give 
them.....  And as for my jollies, I get them mostly by sitting on the 
banks of this ever-flowing electron stream, watching the eddies and 
ripples of playful currents, evaluating the odds of finding a strike 
under some overhanging topic.  Then, when the time is right, I apply 
the proper technique (arm only, NO wrist) and drop a tidbit into just 
the right curl of a vanishing eddy and wait for the strike.  The real 
fun, however, comes in the rush of exhilaration as some hapless 
bottom feeder rises to take the offering and then runs with it, a 
screaming ZZIIIINNNNNNGGGG stripping words from my page 
faster than I can spool them out.......  It's the sport of kings, my 
friend.

Looking forward to seeing you at the November breakfast, Herr 
Viagra!

DeVern, 
who's already rummaging through the tackle box.......

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From: hildebrand2@juno.com (Robert H Jensen)
Subject: Re: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 05 Nov 1998 20:36:24 -0700

I think , a river runs through your head.....

Bob
K1200rsl=My Viagra
Ducati 916=Dante's inferno
F650=My placebo

On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 22:02:43 -0700 "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
writes:
>On 4 Nov 98, at 0:38, Jess Jensen wrote:
>
>> This Smacks of Chum....
>> 
>> Is it ......Chicken little........Or.... a little chicken.....?
>> DeVern......"Take a pill will ya"!
>I start getting nervous when a guy with "My Viagra" on his license 
>plate frame starts telling me to take a pill....
>
>> I go out of my to post something  i thought would be of interest to 
>my
>> best friend's in the Universe, and get shot down like a - Seagull in 
>duck
>> season. "What's up with that" ?" Now "Tom  will be mad,cause i posted
>> something with no Value content.Cessh- can't get a break! ( Grand 
>-Pooba
>> stuff ...you no)...
>Soooo, why should this post be any different from all your previous 
>ones...???  :^)  :^)  And everyone knows that seagulls are "sitting 
>ducks."
>
>>So i get this post the other day.....And.......What the
>> heck ,i'll follow the instructions and send it too the BB list 
>(ounce of
>> prevention stuff). Well....Little did the good samaritan know ,there 
>was a
>> flame session brewing. (Or is that.. Spooge session)in the back of 
>DeVerns
>> mind.Give me a brake Big D!......
>Yessss, we noticed.  And I refer you again to the excellent 
>information contained in *my* post.  And finally, FYI, spooge is 
>what's left when the flames are over!
>Excellent info....Ha.....You are a legend in you own mind.
>>Why arn't you grading  School paper's or
>> something , i know it's to early to flunk any Kids yet, so this must 
>be 
>> where you get your Jollys in the-  mean time..? 
>I only flunk the ones who don't read the informational handouts I give 
>Yea...right ...That's not what half your class says.
>them.....  And as for my jollies, I get them mostly by sitting on the 
>banks of this ever-flowing electron stream, watching the eddies and 
>ripples of playful currents, evaluating the odds of finding a strik
(So.....This is your Viagra  huh.?)
>under some overhanging topic.  Then, when the time is right, I apply 
>the proper technique (arm only, NO wrist)(r u sure) and drop a tidbit
into just 
>the right curl of a vanishing eddy and wait for the strike.  The real 
>fun, however, comes in the rush of exhilaration(tell me more) as some
hapless 
>bottom feeder rises to take the offering and then runs with it, a 
>screaming ZZIIIINNNNNNGGGG stripping words from my page 
>faster than I can spool them out.......  It's the sport of kings, my 
>friend.
>
>Looking forward to seeing you at the November breakfast, Herr 
>Viagra!  Don't knock it till you try it...........This doesn't mean i
have,
just trying to keep an open mind is all.
I see not a thing wrong with equating Viagra with my Motorad.
many people would agree with that.However the part about you
sitting on the Banks watching Eddie's ripples and evaluating(in a rush of
exhilaration)
the odds of finding a strike.......??And What's your idea of the bottom
feeder that rises up to take your offering ,then runs with it? then you -
or the feeder screams = ZZIIINNNNGGG...And stripping the words
from your page (oh yes,i have page envy now)faster than you can spool
him off.......It sounds like the sport of kings............(Greek
Kings)......No offense.
And ......Yes .....I still want to be your friend big guy.......
Hummmmm" i wonder if Tom is Greek.
Cheers.

>
>DeVern, 
>who's already rummaging through my tackle box.......
Rummaging away big guy.......

CYA @ the meeting,unless Bill W. and i go too Powell.

Bobster
>
>-
>
>

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 05 Nov 1998 21:00:07 -0700

On 5 Nov 98, at 20:36, Robert H Jensen wrote:

> I think , a river runs through your head.....
> 
Hey, the fishing is always good, it's just that some days the catching 
is better than others....

C U at the breakfast!

DeVern

DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: JSchaber@t-online.de (J=F6rg?= Schaber): warning (fwd)
Date: 06 Nov 1998 00:39:09 -0500

You got me.......CYA

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From: Jaime Richmond-Hope <jaime@ceramatec.com>
Subject: BB: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 09:31:37 -0700

Breakfast, what breakfast ?  Where????

Jaime


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From: "tdeaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 15:13:23 -0700

Beehive Beemer Motorcycle Club of Utah monthly breakfast, usually held
on the second Saturday of each month.

This month is this Saturday, Tomorrow, at the Golden Corral Restaurant
in Layton , UT at 9:30 a.m.  This restaurant is located at 1624 North
Heritage.  Use Layton exit to use the east frontage road south along
I - 15.  Look for lots a beemer bikes if no ice on roads.


Tom D.
High in the Rockies



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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 16:15:33 -0700

Harrhh, har, har, harr....  If no ice on the roads...  Looking out the 
window of my office I see white flakes drifting down and melting, 
with more white flakes piling on top.  Sardine canyone will most 
definitely have black ice tonight and tomorrow AM, only question at 
this ppoint is how many sport utils will be racked up tonight at Big 
Curve.  Looks like cage city tomorrow....  <pout>

DeVern


On 6 Nov 98, at 15:13, tdeaver wrote:

> Beehive Beemer Motorcycle Club of Utah monthly breakfast, usually held on
> the second Saturday of each month.
> 
> This month is this Saturday, Tomorrow, at the Golden Corral Restaurant in
> Layton , UT at 9:30 a.m.  This restaurant is located at 1624 North
> Heritage.  Use Layton exit to use the east frontage road south along I -
> 15.  Look for lots a beemer bikes if no ice on roads.
> 
> 
> Tom D.
> High in the Rockies
> 
> 
> 
> -
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 18:37:20 EST

I thought the stinger said it was November 14th.
crit

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From: "tdeaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 17:20:01 -0700

Crit and all others who actually paid attention to any thing I post:

You are absolutely correct.  The CORRECT date for the Club breakfast
is NEXT Saturday,   NOT this Saturday.  I was just responding very
quickly, obviously with out thinking first . . . er probably at all.
POP just pulled my head out of the .  .  . (well you can figure where
it was).

I do love to get to together with the club and was actually planning
to show up tomorrow.  Would have definitely been lonely for biker
company.  Probably will be very cold and icy.

PS:  Did you guys see where the Governor of Minnesota is a member or
maybe former member of the Mongols M/C Club and a WWF wrestler?
 Golly - look at what happens when you let one actor in the White
House.  Now with Da' stain thanks to Clinton.

Tom D.
High in the Rockies



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From: "tdeaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 17:25:23 -0700

DeVern,

It ain't tomorrow!  I was w. . r ..  .roo .

I was wrong!  It must be the end of grading term brain out to lunch
syndrome.

Today ends 1st qtr for me and grades are d.o..o.o.o.oonnnne!  YES!

Sorrry for the screwup on the date.

Tom D.
High in the Rockies



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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 06 Nov 1998 20:55:12 -0700

On 6 Nov 98, at 17:20, tdeaver wrote:

> PS:  Did you guys see where the Governor of Minnesota is a member or
> maybe former member of the Mongols M/C Club and a WWF wrestler?
>  Golly - look at what happens when you let one actor in the White
> House.  Now with Da' stain thanks to Clinton.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura will be known as the governor after 
Rudy" The Flake" Perpich....  Clinton, on the other hand, will be 
recorded by historians as the president after Bush........

DeVern


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: "tdeaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Re: breakfast???
Date: 07 Nov 1998 05:27:42 -0700

Very Goooood!
Tom D.
High in the Rockies



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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: BB: Bobster--RE your comment on Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Date: 07 Nov 1998 11:12:57 -0700

Hey Bobster, et al:

Since you brought up Jesse Ventura's election as Guv'ner in 
Minnesota you may want to check this out:

http://espnet.sportszone.com/gen/features/00919332.html

:^)

DeVern

DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: Bobster--RE your comment on Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Date: 08 Nov 1998 01:03:07 -0500

I guess this supports a recent Peter Jennings commentary,of how the Count=
ry
is in need of Hero's.......But this is a little to far to the right for m=
e.

Bob

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Subject: BB: Fwd: FW: Great Redneck One Liners
Date: 13 Nov 1998 16:18:00 -0700 (MST)


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> > > 
> The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
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> > > 
> You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
> front of her kids.
> > > 
> Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
> > > 
> You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
> > > 
> You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
> night.
> > > 
> Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
> > > 
> You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
> > > 
> You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
> > > 
> Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch
> this!"
> > > 
> You've got more than one brother named "Darryl."
> > > 
> You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > > 
> Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > > 
> You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
> > > 
> Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.
> > > 
> You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen,
> start your engines."
> > > 
> You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
> wheels.
> > > 
> You take a six-pack cooler to church.
> > > 
> You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
> > > 
> The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
> much gas it has in it.
> > > 
> You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
> > > 
> One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > > 
> Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
> > > 
> You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> House
> of Tattoos.
> > > 
> You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
> > > 
> You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
> it.
> > > 
> You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
> > > 
> You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
> > > 
> Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
> > > 
> Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
> 

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: Awards Committee
Date: 15 Nov 1998 21:24:09 -0500

If anyone has had a funny experience( or bad experience for that matter) =
or
knows of someone in the Club that has.......
We need your testimony.......Asap......Crit & I , have only two suspects =
@
this time , and i know there has been a lot of
bone headed things happen this year to many of us....Incidents or acciden=
ts
should be motorcycle related .
So if you have anything , please contact Crit or i with the
details......Here's  your chance to have fun @ some one elses
expense !                    =

BTW- Enjoyed seeing all of you that attended Saturdays breakfast meeting =
,
and congratulations to Thane on his up & coming -
wedlock .
                                                                   =



Bob

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: Awards Committee
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:40:09 -0500

I forgot to mention that any and all suggestions to the Award committee ,=

be directed to Crit and or Bob .
Or you can reach Carl Malone @ www.bonehead.com/.
Thanks

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 20:48:11 -0500

Im thinking about selling my Garmin III gps. i have the box and book . If=

anyone is interested,respond direct please.
I also have a DeLorme Street Atlas usa 5.0,soft wair for it.
Regards from-

Bob Jensen

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: crit
Date: 24 Nov 1998 20:56:20 -0500

Crit:

Im going to get some Dinner,try the Radio setting we have established and=

i'll try calling you.
292mhz. i think right?

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 19:11:48 -0700

So Bobster, have you memorized the map and thereby negated the 
need for the GPS, or are you finally admitting to the fact that you're 
lost even when you know where you are???  Or does a newer, 
shinier trinket loom on the horizon???  Inquiring minds want to 
know!
:^)

DeVern


On 24 Nov 98, at 20:48, Jess Jensen wrote:

> Im thinking about selling my Garmin III gps. i have the box and book . If
> anyone is interested,respond direct please. I also have a DeLorme Street
> Atlas usa 5.0,soft wair for it. Regards from-
> 
> Bob Jensen
> 
> -
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 21:19:10 EST

DeVern: Garmin have a new GPS III Plus, AND PLUS ANYTHING IS ALLWAYS BETTER.
RIGHT. 
cRIT

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 22:19:40 -0500

Yea.......$200.00 Better

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 22:54:25 -0500

Boy.......Sure doesn't take much to bring you out of the wood work these
days does it I see you have your usual complimentary
hat on to.
And yes .....I have memorized and have become very bord with the
III......And (as usual)" You are correct sir"! .....I am lost even
when i know where i is..........Garmin's III plus will arrive early next
year, it will have a few new roads, and gas stations are included.
List price is.....(hold you panties) $571.80 , and for another $99.00 you=

can get the MapSource US Roads & Recreation ,aswell as
World Map soft wair.......So...... is your mind sufficiently inquireded
Big"D" ?  your starting to sound like a Red Neck you know ?




Bobster




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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Bob Jensen
Date: 24 Nov 1998 21:12:53 -0700


Bob,

Has Linda tallied the votes on the club by-laws?

I need soon them for the Stinger.

I also need a final list of people running for offices so I can print the
voting ballots for the Dec. issue.

While I'm asking how about minutes?

Thanks,
Tom


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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 21:06:23 -0700

Except, of course, in women't clothing sizes.....

DG

On 24 Nov 98, at 21:19, Swan555@aol.com wrote:

> DeVern: Garmin have a new GPS III Plus, AND PLUS ANYTHING IS ALLWAYS
> BETTER. RIGHT. cRIT
> 
> -
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 24 Nov 1998 21:25:24 -0700

Hey, just dipping my line in the water with the rest of you guys!  I 
use another $600 mapping tool, but mine works differently.  I 
simply pull into any available service station, proffer up a 5 spot or 
10 spot to the most intelligent-looking person in the establishment 
(note the use of a relative, not absolute, standard) and offer to 
exchange said bill for accurate directions to my next trip point.  
Works quite well, and since *I can read maps* I can usually make 
it through a season for far less than $600.  On yeah, for $12.95 at 
any Barnes & Noble I can get the U.S. atlas with all roads and 
recreation areas marked, and for an additional $24.95 they'll throw 
in the world atlas.  And the Gummint can't turn the accuracy of my 
maps on and off, and I don't have to care 'bout some damn Y2K 
problem.  But hey, I can read maps.....

Tomorrow's session:  How to find the cardinal points of the 
compass using a piece of paper and a six pack of cold beer.

:^)  :^)  :^)

DeVern
PS:  No more cracks about rednecks or I'll come dump an old 
washing machine in your front yard, and park an old car in your 
driveway.  On blocks.  With a blue tick hound tied to the door 
handle, and 16 gallons of shine in the trunk.  And finally, I'll clean 
house by starting a pool on which arrives first after my phone calls: 
the ASPCA, animal control, the Utah State Rev'noors, or KUTV 
news.

On 24 Nov 98, at 22:54, Jess Jensen wrote:

> Boy.......Sure doesn't take much to bring you out of the wood work these
> days does it I see you have your usual complimentary hat on to. And yes
> .....I have memorized and have become very bord with the III......And (as
> usual)" You are correct sir"! .....I am lost even when i know where i
> is..........Garmin's III plus will arrive early next year, it will have a
> few new roads, and gas stations are included. List price is.....(hold you
> panties) $571.80 , and for another $99.00 you can get the MapSource US
> Roads & Recreation ,aswell as World Map soft wair.......So...... is your
> mind sufficiently inquireded Big"D" ?  your starting to sound like a Red
> Neck you know ?
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Bobster
> 
> 
> 
> 
> -
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Bob Jensen
Date: 24 Nov 1998 23:44:45 EST

Tom: Put Bob in as running for every position, and remember next to my name it
has to say anyone but Crit for this office.

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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Bob Jensen
Date: 25 Nov 1998 05:36:34 -0700

Crit,

Let me see if I got this right.

Put Bobsters name next to every office and put "everyone for Crit for this
office" next to yours.

Deav

-----Original Message-----


>Tom: Put Bob in as running for every position, and remember next to my name
it
>has to say anyone but Crit for this office.
>
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>
>


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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Bob Jensen
Date: 25 Nov 1998 08:03:50 EST

As the President Said: Close but no cigar. In other words, my name on the
ballot to show that everyone would prefer anyone but me for every office.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Crit

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From: k1thane@juno.com (Thane M Beckstrand)
Subject: Re: BB: Crit for every office
Date: 25 Nov 1998 08:51:53 -0700

Tom

You got it exactly right.

Regards, Thane

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From: dlane@eng.ascend.com (David Lane)
Subject: Re(2): BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 09:23:20 -0600

Take a look at the Lowrance GlobalMap 100.  I'm gonna
buy one for flying.

David Lane
801-799-6024 (x66024)
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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 20:11:06 -0500

Thats a Red Neck for ya.......Hay..Big D........Tell em about letting you=
r
12 year old daughter smoke @ the dinner table in frount
of her kid's ?Or how you used to go to your family reunion's looking for =
a
date???
Dont feel bad.....I alwise thought Genitalia was an Italian
Airline.......(jk).
Oh....BTW.......Happy Thanksgiving to the list..........

Bob

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 20:17:06 EST

Anyone for an early morning ride tomorrow. I don't have to be anywhere till
late afternoon and it sounds like it will be a beautiful morning/early
afternoon. Let me know. I was thinking about either East Canyon etc. or
Tooele.-Eureka and back on the west side of Utah Lake.
Crit

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From: Michael Clark <mjc@clarkfoundation.org>
Subject: RE: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 18:19:59 -0700

Can't tell you how much I'd love to, but have family obligations. Enjoy!
Did that ride last Monday, this has been a great month for riding.

-- Mike

		-----Original Message-----
		From:	Swan555@aol.com [mailto:Swan555@aol.com]
		Sent:	Wednesday, November 25, 1998 6:17 PM
		To:	beehive-beemers@lists.xmission.com
		Subject:	Re: BB: Garmin

		Anyone for an early morning ride tomorrow. I don't have
to be anywhere till
		late afternoon and it sounds like it will be a beautiful
morning/early
		afternoon. Let me know. I was thinking about either East
Canyon etc. or
		Tooele.-Eureka and back on the west side of Utah Lake.
		Crit

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 19:01:56 -0700

Well, that tears it.  I'll be down Friday with the junk car, the 
concrete blocks, the old fridge and washing machine, a half-dozen 
blue tick hounds, and a rockin' chair for yer front porch.  You'll need 
to be there with a dozen or so Mason jars cuz I don't have any 
shine in jugs smaller than 5 gals.  Till then, just keep pickin' and 
scratchin' on yer own....

DG

PS:  At least I didn't waste two weeks studying for a blood test, 
like your relatives did!  Too bad about your cousin getting the toes 
chopped offa one foot, he'll never be able to do higher math 
again.....

On 25 Nov 98, at 20:11, Jess Jensen wrote:

> Thats a Red Neck for ya.......Hay..Big D........Tell em about letting your
> 12 year old daughter smoke @ the dinner table in frount of her kid's ?Or
> how you used to go to your family reunion's looking for a date??? Dont
> feel bad.....I alwise thought Genitalia was an Italian Airline.......(jk).
> Oh....BTW.......Happy Thanksgiving to the list..........
> 
> Bob
> 
> -
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 21:32:54 EST

DeVern Old Buddy, do you need some help.
Uncle Critter would be glad to show you were Billie Bob Jensen Lives.

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: Results are in.
Date: 25 Nov 1998 21:37:22 -0500



                                                                " The
Beehive Beamers have spoken !"
                                                                         =
  =

          ( ballot results)

                yes                                         no

       3.2 -  12                                            7

       3.5 -  16                                            3

       5.2 -  19                                            0            =
  =


       7.3c -19                                            0

       8.2 -  19                                            0

article 9-17                                            2

     11.1c-15                                            4

     11.1d-17                                            2

      12.1-  10                                            9



                                          =

    =





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From: david barber <dbarber@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 20:20:53 -0700

I want a piece of the action too, I haven't puked on anybodys lawn after
thanksgiving dinner ever! and I too would like to haul a few cars off.
Billie Bobs at three about the time he's startin his nap. I've got some
out of date egg nog for cheers.
Dali dog.

Swan555@aol.com wrote:

> DeVern Old Buddy, do you need some help.
> Uncle Critter would be glad to show you were Billie Bob Jensen Lives.
>
> -




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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: A man name Vern
Date: 26 Nov 1998 00:55:39 -0500

                                                                         =
  =

                                                                         =
  =

                                                                         =
  =

                          Come and listen to my story bout a man named
Vern.............A poor  iron  Butt ..,always runnen from the Fed's

And then one day he was stoppen fer some food... and down from below, cam=
ea
bubblin spooge.....Oil that is.....black gold-

"Big D - tee".......Well- first thing u no.... ol Verns in despair .....I=
t
soaked through his stitch....even too  his underwear.....He said

Californy is the place i want to be ....So he re-versed his wheel and he
head-ed fer Quin-cy.........California that is......swimin pool's

Movie stars.......Well- next thing you no , gas is drippen all the
way,...The guy in the Station says "look"-what the hay"!........Then-

Vern ,said.....It's like a baby hasto spitup  when it's fed ,.......Then =
he
jumped on his bike, and he hunkered down his head.

Now- He makes it too the camp-kinda late in the day.....The kin folk
say,Vern.....Yonders  where you'll stay.....They know your

wild moonshine's guna keep up all the night......When you take off your
clothes, it's a terrible site.......

Bad.....Bad.....Real bad.......................This is to be sung with a
Rap beat.


Crit

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From: hildebrand2@juno.com (Robert H Jensen)
Subject: Re: BB: Garmin
Date: 25 Nov 1998 23:18:54 -0700

Sounds like you've had a little to much Nog, Dave.
Bob
K1200rsl=My Viagra
Ducati 916=Dante's inferno
F650=My placebo

On Wed, 25 Nov 1998 20:20:53 -0700 david barber <dbarber@mtwest.net>
writes:
>I want a piece of the action too, I haven't puked on anybodys lawn 
>after
>thanksgiving dinner ever! and I too would like to haul a few cars off.
>Billie Bobs at three about the time he's startin his nap. I've got 
>some
>out of date egg nog for cheers.
>Dali dog.
>
>Swan555@aol.com wrote:
>
>> DeVern Old Buddy, do you need some help.
>> Uncle Critter would be glad to show you were Billie Bob Jensen 
>Lives.
>>
>> -
>
>
>
>
>-
>
>

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From: Swan555@aol.com
Subject: Re: BB: A man name Vern
Date: 26 Nov 1998 09:14:23 EST

Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. My sister Julie in Conn has a
friend who has a 1986 Black limited edition K100 RS complete with bags etc.
The bike has 17,000 miles on the odemeter.  He is asking $4500 and then you
would have the price of shipping etc. If anybody is interested or knows anyone
who might be his name is Lindsey Gruson and his phone number is 860-927-3268.
Crit

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: BB: Billie Bo Jim Bob
Date: 26 Nov 1998 08:55:16 -0700

Crit chimes in with:

>DeVern Old Buddy, do you need some help.
>Uncle Critter would be glad to show you were Billie Bob Jensen 
>Lives.

You Bet!  the more the merrier...  It's the house with the aluminum 
recycling bin parked out front.....

and the Dali Barber chimes in:

I> want a piece of the action too, I haven't puked on anybodys lawn 
>after thanksgiving dinner ever! and I too would like to haul a few 
>cars off.
>Billie Bobs at three about the time he's startin his nap. I've got 
>some out of date egg nog for cheers.
>Dali dog.

WhooHoo!  Get on board, son, and hang on for the ride.  Only thing 
is, I think you have it backwards-- Billie Bob doesn't get UP until 
three in the afternoon....

Which leads to JETHRO chiming in:
***************                                                                           
    snippa pathetic attempt at lyrical plagiarism
    
*********************

To which I can only point out the following in order to clear up some 
misconceptions I've heard expressed by Billie Bo Jim Bob:

1.  Just because the car on blocks in your front yard is a Mercedes 
doesn't mean you're NOT a redneck.

2.  When referring to libations, the term "single-malt" does not 
mean only one pass through the old car radiator on your still.

3.  "Mashed" potatoes are not made using staples pilfered from 
your back yard shine enterprise.....

Cheers,
DG

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 08:58:10 -0700

Just want to take a moment to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to all 
the BB's out there.  Hope you all get to take a ride today, weather 
is supposed to be exceptional!

Happy Thanksgiving to all,

DeVern

PS:  You too, Billie Bob!

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 11:14:37 -0500

Gee......Thanks DeVern......Why are you being so nice?(must be the shine)=
.

Happy Thankgiving to the list as well........And i guess you to DG.

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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Re: A man name Vern
Date: 26 Nov 1998 09:57:25 -0700

I see fodder for the flock.

This has gotta bee in the Dec. Stinger.

Deav

-----Original Message-----
<beehive-beemers@lists.xmission.com>





                          Come and listen to my story bout a man named
Vern.............A poor  iron  Butt ..,always runnen from the Fed's

And then one day he was stoppen fer some food... and down from below, camea
bubblin spooge.....Oil that is.....black gold-

"Big D - tee".......Well- first thing u no.... ol Verns in despair .....It
soaked through his stitch....even too  his underwear.....He said

Californy is the place i want to be ....So he re-versed his wheel and he
head-ed fer Quin-cy.........California that is......swimin pool's

Movie stars.......Well- next thing you no , gas is drippen all the
way,...The guy in the Station says "look"-what the hay"!........Then-

Vern ,said.....It's like a baby hasto spitup  when it's fed ,.......Then he
jumped on his bike, and he hunkered down his head.

Now- He makes it too the camp-kinda late in the day.....The kin folk
say,Vern.....Yonders  where you'll stay.....They know your

wild moonshine's guna keep up all the night......When you take off your
clothes, it's a terrible site.......

Bad.....Bad.....Real bad.......................This is to be sung with a
Rap beat.


Crit

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From: Jaime Richmond-Hope <jaime@ceramatec.com>
Subject: BB: Thanksgiving
Date: 26 Nov 1998 12:12:12 -0700

Hey How about helping around the house? Give the computer and the internet a
break and help your companion with the turkey and other house chores.... :-)

I'm at work (since 6:30 AM !!!) and thus exempt from any of that stuff.
Actually I rather be cooking that working, but that's me, I'm not perfect....


well guys and gals  have a great thanksgiving day.....


JAIME R-H


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From: john beeson <beeson@outlawnet.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 11:37:26 -0800

Hi y'all from from Sisters Or.  I'm on the list now so you can start
saying things about me.   

Gee DeVern, can I help out too???  Lila and I are coming over to the
Christmas Party. We are picking up her wrecked Yamaha in Idaho on the
way and I think it would make a great yard ornament for Billie Bob.

BTW who do I get in touch with for reserevations for the party.

from the recreation center of oregon (damn tourists)

John

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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 13:01:41 -0700

John,

Call Dave Chapman.  Do you have his phone number from a Stinger cover or the
club roster?

If not I'll send it to you.

Deav
-----Original Message-----


>Hi y'all from from Sisters Or.  I'm on the list now so you can start
>saying things about me.
>
>Gee DeVern, can I help out too???  Lila and I are coming over to the
>Christmas Party. We are picking up her wrecked Yamaha in Idaho on the
>way and I think it would make a great yard ornament for Billie Bob.
>
>BTW who do I get in touch with for reserevations for the party.
>
>from the recreation center of oregon (damn tourists)
>
>John
>
>-
>
>


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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 15:58:29 -0500

tHIS WOULDEN'T BE JOHN B. WOULD IT?

I've got alot to say to & about you!
Welcome John
Bob Jensen

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 16:05:06 -0500

Remember John.....You and the Idahoen's have to sit on the back row with
Big D.....

Bobster

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From: john beeson <beeson@outlawnet.com>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 15:04:21 -0800

Bob, you have to remember, teachers always sit in the back of the room.

You don't get called on as much and it's closer to the door.(and 

sometimes its the first to be served) Also teachers are the hardest to 

quiet down, what they have to say is much more important than anything 

that could come from the front of the room :-)  Isn't that right 

Devern :-) ;-)


John B.

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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: e-mail addressing ?
Date: 26 Nov 1998 20:24:48 -0700

Oh Great Wise Ones,

How do I set my ie4.0 address book to automatically save the e-mail address
of all incoming mail?

In Your Debt,

Tom Deaver
Still in the Wasatch


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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Follow up to question by a dummy - me.
Date: 26 Nov 1998 20:27:24 -0700

In regard to the address saving in the Address Book:

I forgot to mention I' m using Outlook Express for  mail handling.

TIA

Tom Deaver
Still in the Wasatch


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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 26 Nov 1998 21:04:58 -0700

Yeah, that's right.  In fact, Dave C keeps asking me to MC the 
banquet this year and I keep turning him down.  However, if I had a 
deep repertoire of Bobster jokes, anecdotes, and tales of great faux 
paus on the Bobster's part, I just might be persuaded to move to 
the front of the room.  Send me your contributions off-list.

Bob, I have you in my sights.....  squeezing gently.......
:^)
DG

On 26 Nov 98, at 15:04, john beeson wrote:

> Bob, you have to remember, teachers always sit in the back of the room.
> 
> You don't get called on as much and it's closer to the door.(and 
> 
> sometimes its the first to be served) Also teachers are the hardest to 
> 
> quiet down, what they have to say is much more important than anything 
> 
> that could come from the front of the room :-)  Isn't that right 
> 
> Devern :-) ;-)
> 
> 
> John B.
> 
> -
> 
> 



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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: BB: Re: BMW: Follow up to question by a dummy - me.
Date: 26 Nov 1998 21:22:54 -0700

Tom;

I wish you luck with this.  IMHO, Outlook is one of the least refined 
and most problematic components of the Microsoft package.  Even 
when it's running well, it's still only a so-so product.  You'd be 
better off getting a *real* mail program and configuring Explorer to 
use it for mail access (easy to do, just look in your preferences).  
However, since most of the newer email packages are capable of 
displaying mail in HTML format (gawd, how I hate html-based mail!) 
I'm not sure why you'd want to mess with the browser at all.  
Assuming you're on a Win95 PC, there are a number of good free 
email programs available.  I'd suggest giving Pegasus 
(http://www.pegasus.usa.com) or Eudora Light (closest download 
would be http://www.helpdesk.k12.ut.us/windows.htm) a try.  
Good Luck,

DeVern

On 26 Nov 98, at 20:27, Tom Deaver wrote:

> 
> In regard to the address saving in the Address Book:
> 
> I forgot to mention I' m using Outlook Express for  mail handling.
> 
> TIA
> 
> Tom Deaver
> Still in the Wasatch
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Michael Clark <mjc@clarkfoundation.org>
Subject: BB: RE: e-mail addressing ?
Date: 26 Nov 1998 23:51:45 -0700

Can't be done. The closest you can get is to have Outlook Express save
the address of all replied-to mail.

-- Mike

		-----Original Message-----
		From:	Tom Deaver [mailto:tdeaver@uswest.net]
		Sent:	Thursday, November 26, 1998 8:25 PM
		To:	IBMWR; Beehive Beemers
		Subject:	BB: e-mail addressing ?

		Oh Great Wise Ones,

		How do I set my ie4.0 address book to automatically save
the e-mail address
		of all incoming mail?

		In Your Debt,

		Tom Deaver
		Still in the Wasatch


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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Re: Re: BMW: Follow up to question by a dummy - me.
Date: 27 Nov 1998 06:03:10 -0700

DeVern,

Thanks for the assist.  I guess what I really wanted but did not realize the
facts was to save the address to those I reply to.  List members have helped
me do this.

Thanks,
Deav

PS:  you would be and are one of the best MC's I know of please do the BB
Xmas.

-----Original Message-----
Tom Deaver <tdeaver@uswest.net>


Tom;

I wish you luck with this.  IMHO, Outlook is one of the least refined
and most problematic components of the Microsoft package.  Even
when it's running well, it's still only a so-so product.  You'd be
better off getting a *real* mail program and configuring Explorer to
use it for mail access (easy to do, just look in your preferences).
However, since most of the newer email packages are capable of
displaying mail in HTML format (gawd, how I hate html-based mail!)
I'm not sure why you'd want to mess with the browser at all.
Assuming you're on a Win95 PC, there are a number of good free
email programs available.  I'd suggest giving Pegasus
(http://www.pegasus.usa.com) or Eudora Light (closest download
would be http://www.helpdesk.k12.ut.us/windows.htm) a try.
Good Luck,

DeVern

On 26 Nov 98, at 20:27, Tom Deaver wrote:

>
> In regard to the address saving in the Address Book:
>
> I forgot to mention I' m using Outlook Express for  mail handling.
>
> TIA
>
> Tom Deaver
> Still in the Wasatch
>
>


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Re: RE: e-mail addressing ?
Date: 27 Nov 1998 06:05:14 -0700

Michael,

I appreciate your knowledgeable reply.  Your response was what I was
actually after.  Thanks for the   tip.  I'm now rebuilding my address book
your way.

Hope to see you at the Party,
Deav

-----Original Message-----
<beehive-beemers@lists.xmission.com>


>Can't be done. The closest you can get is to have Outlook Express save
>the address of all replied-to mail.
>
>-- Mike
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Tom Deaver [mailto:tdeaver@uswest.net]
> Sent: Thursday, November 26, 1998 8:25 PM
> To: IBMWR; Beehive Beemers
> Subject: BB: e-mail addressing ?
>
> Oh Great Wise Ones,
>
> How do I set my ie4.0 address book to automatically save
>the e-mail address
> of all incoming mail?
>
> In Your Debt,
>
> Tom Deaver
> Still in the Wasatch
>
>
> -
>
>-
>
>


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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Happy Thanksgiving!
Date: 27 Nov 1998 06:11:19 -0700

John,

Happy Thanksgiving,

Tom D.

-----Original Message-----


>Bob, you have to remember, teachers always sit in the back of the room.
>
>You don't get called on as much and it's closer to the door.(and 
>
>sometimes its the first to be served) Also teachers are the hardest to 
>
>quiet down, what they have to say is much more important than anything 
>
>that could come from the front of the room :-)  Isn't that right 
>
>Devern :-) ;-)
>
>
>John B.
>
>-
>
>


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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: BB: Stinger Stamping?
Date: 27 Nov 1998 11:55:05 -0700

Hey all,

How about repeating the Stinger staple stomp thing this Monday evening say
7:30 my house?

Let me know.
Tom Deaver
(I guess I better get it done by them, Huh.)


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From: jtstokes@mail.sisna.com
Subject: Re: BB: Stinger Stamping?
Date: 28 Nov 1998 10:06:42 -0800

Tom;

    I can come over to help on monday evening,  I just need 
directions to your house.


Jeff Stokes
 88 R100RT

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From: "Tom Deaver" <tdeaver@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: Stinger Stamping?
Date: 28 Nov 1998 22:52:08 -0700

Jeff,

I'm at 1631 East Downington Ave. (1810 South) in SLC.

I-80 to 13 th east  north on 13th east to 21st south.  turn east on 21st
south to 2nd light.  This is 17th east. turn north to Downington Ave. (1810
S.) turn left. House on right. white eves over gray bottom.

See ya at 7:30 p.m.

Thanks,
Tom
-----Original Message-----


Tom;

    I can come over to help on monday evening,  I just need
directions to your house.


Jeff Stokes
88 R100RT

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: BB: news
Date: 30 Nov 1998 22:44:22 -0500

To who it may concern......

Acording to our local athority. The acquisition by BMW of - Aprilla ,
Norton, and KTM is impending !

Bob

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From: "DeVern Gerber" <gerberd@mtwest.net>
Subject: Re: BB: news
Date: 30 Nov 1998 21:49:56 -0700

Bob, you should quit trying to be a "local authority."  

So does this mean we will have a BMW trials bike?? It will have 
great torque, lots of sex appeal, won't shift for sour apple butter, 
will only be warranted for 3 events or 36 sections, whichever comes 
first, and will still be running long after it's owners have stopped 
finding things to complain about.  Or will we see BMWs with 
elastomeric motor mounts??  Perhaps a hybred machine 
(BORTON??  BNORT??  NORMW??) combining the best features 
of BMW (smoothness, reliability, handling, power) with the best 
features of Norton (uhhh, uhhhhhhh, uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh......yellow 
gas tanks? )??  Or maybe a Norton/KTM hybred, the NORTOM.  It 
will feature a chain drive system that is self-lubricated via 
crankcase and primary cover leaks.  What the hell, let's just throw 
all of them into the mix and build a machine that has Italian switch 
gear, Lucas electrics, and true knobby tires.  Yeah, that's it, a 
machine with British vibration and reliability, switch gear and 
electricals that go belly up if it rains in the next county over, cobbly 
rough sand castings and dirt bike styling, and those beautiful blue 
and white rondels.  Oooooohh, sign me up for two, and a hundred 
shares of Mobil Oil to go.  Hey, did you know that in Jolly Old 
England motorcycles have to pass an emissions test....  with the 
engine off and the bike parked in your garage??  Did you know that 
you can potty train a  british bike using a newspaper, a metal tray 
and a few pounds of kitty litter??  Did you know that in Britain if 
you mention "nocturnal emissions" it is understood to refer to what 
your British bike does on the driveway overnight???

BMW missed their acquisition chance when they ignored Ducati 
long enough to let the Texans step in.  You know, Ducati--one of 
the two most popular second bikes among BMW owners.  (H-D 
being the other).  Imagine not wasting time and money designing 
the ST2/ST4 and the R1100S...  Imagine a 916 with rondels on the 
tank and parts that you could actually purchase in the same 
calendar year you ordered them.....  Imagine the R11RS with all 
the update money that was poured into the R11S....  Imagine a 916 
with Telelever front end......   Aahhhh, the boys in Berlin missed 
their chance.......

DeVern

On 30 Nov 98, at 22:44, Jess Jensen wrote:

> To who it may concern......
> 
> Acording to our local athority. The acquisition by BMW of - Aprilla ,
> Norton, and KTM is impending !
> 
> Bob
> 
> -
> 
> 


DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net

1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant

'83 R80ST
'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)

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From: Gavin Wallace <gavinsw@aros.net>
Subject: Re: BB: news
Date: 30 Nov 1998 22:35:41 -0700

DeVern,

I always try to understand what makes people tick.  In your case though,
I'll make an exception.  You're scaring me!  You are correct about the sum
total of the engineering contribution of the Norton.

Gavin Wallace
1996 R1100RTL

At 09:49 PM 11/30/98 -0700, you wrote:
>Bob, you should quit trying to be a "local authority."  
>
>So does this mean we will have a BMW trials bike?? It will have 
>great torque, lots of sex appeal, won't shift for sour apple butter, 
>will only be warranted for 3 events or 36 sections, whichever comes 
>first, and will still be running long after it's owners have stopped 
>finding things to complain about.  Or will we see BMWs with 
>elastomeric motor mounts??  Perhaps a hybred machine 
>(BORTON??  BNORT??  NORMW??) combining the best features 
>of BMW (smoothness, reliability, handling, power) with the best 
>features of Norton (uhhh, uhhhhhhh, uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh......yellow 
>gas tanks? )??  Or maybe a Norton/KTM hybred, the NORTOM.  It 
>will feature a chain drive system that is self-lubricated via 
>crankcase and primary cover leaks.  What the hell, let's just throw 
>all of them into the mix and build a machine that has Italian switch 
>gear, Lucas electrics, and true knobby tires.  Yeah, that's it, a 
>machine with British vibration and reliability, switch gear and 
>electricals that go belly up if it rains in the next county over, cobbly 
>rough sand castings and dirt bike styling, and those beautiful blue 
>and white rondels.  Oooooohh, sign me up for two, and a hundred 
>shares of Mobil Oil to go.  Hey, did you know that in Jolly Old 
>England motorcycles have to pass an emissions test....  with the 
>engine off and the bike parked in your garage??  Did you know that 
>you can potty train a  british bike using a newspaper, a metal tray 
>and a few pounds of kitty litter??  Did you know that in Britain if 
>you mention "nocturnal emissions" it is understood to refer to what 
>your British bike does on the driveway overnight???
>
>BMW missed their acquisition chance when they ignored Ducati 
>long enough to let the Texans step in.  You know, Ducati--one of 
>the two most popular second bikes among BMW owners.  (H-D 
>being the other).  Imagine not wasting time and money designing 
>the ST2/ST4 and the R1100S...  Imagine a 916 with rondels on the 
>tank and parts that you could actually purchase in the same 
>calendar year you ordered them.....  Imagine the R11RS with all 
>the update money that was poured into the R11S....  Imagine a 916 
>with Telelever front end......   Aahhhh, the boys in Berlin missed 
>their chance.......
>
>DeVern
>
>On 30 Nov 98, at 22:44, Jess Jensen wrote:
>
>> To who it may concern......
>> 
>> Acording to our local athority. The acquisition by BMW of - Aprilla ,
>> Norton, and KTM is impending !
>> 
>> Bob
>> 
>> -
>> 
>> 
>
>
>DeVern Gerber     gerberd@mtwest.net
>
>1997 Iron Butt Finisher, 1999 Iron Butt Entrant
>
>'83 R80ST
>'95 R1100RSL "Das Amsdel"  (Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell!)
>
>-
>
>


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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: news
Date: 01 Dec 1998 00:59:40 -0500

Seeche........Big D.....I guess this concerned you?.......Don't get your
panties in a twist!! ... This doesn't mean the world is coming -to a earl=
y
end........relax.......Take a pill...
Bob

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From: Jess Jensen <JJensen8@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: BB: news
Date: 01 Dec 1998 01:01:33 -0500

Your right Gavin.......He is getting scary........

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