From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) (Fwd) SCA Registration - please read!!! Date: 05 Apr 1999 12:11:20 -0700 This is forwarded from the Artemisian list. I don't know that any Cote du Cielians have had a problem with this (we just renewed our memberships--we'll see what happens.) Rebecca Friends, Hospitalers, Seneschals, Chroniclers, Everyone... I just wanted to let you all that people are still not getting their SCA memberships set up correctly.(see the attached letter below). While I was Hopitaler of Arn Hold, I took the liberty of pre-printing the words, "list as Kingdom of Artemisia" in several places on my master copy of the SCA Membership form. That way whenever I made copies to give out to new, relocated or re-instated members, their information always got entered into the SCA Registrars records correctly the first time. That is what the Registrars office advised me to do last year and it seems to still be necessary. They said we all need to make certain that the membership forms say "list as Kingdom of Artemisia." This will ensure that the person is listed as residing within Artemisia. Otherwise our Kingdom numbers will be off and the monies given to our Chronicler will also be off. I was further advised by the Registrar, ( when I called and asked personally why this kept happening to my own renewal), that if people just listed their address and did not specifically circle the Sage Advice as their news-letter of choice, they would be listed as a resident of the Kingdom of Atenveldt and would receive the Southwind. I was also advised that without the specific statement, "list as Kingdom of Artemisia" written on the form, (even if they did marked the Sage Advice as their news-letter) they might receive the Sage Advice but would still show up as a resident of the Kingdom of Atenveldt. I was inform the this problem occurs because several of our zip codes are still defaulted to Atenveldt. Baroness Agnesse has sent in numerous master zip code lists for our Kingdom, as has my dear husband, Master Tor. But all to no avail, as the memberships still get set up wrong unless you actually write on the forms, "list as Kingdom of Artemisia" or words to that effect. I know that many good gentles are working to correct this, after all we've been a Kingdom for over two years. But for now, I urge you all to take out your master copy of the SCA Membership form and put the words, "show as Kingdom of Artemisia" in several places on them. That way when you make copies to hand out you will not need to remember to do so nor to advise others to do so and our populous will all be shown as our populous within the SCA data-base. Member of the Kingdom of Artemisia and proud to be so, Lady Rachel Ravenlock ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Merrill C. Pugmire" Subject: (cdc) Re: device question, twitchiness quotient Date: 07 Apr 1999 15:43:26 -0600 Angus, your shire herald here. I thought folks might enjoy this little quip from the SCAheralds list: >Daniel de Lincolia > > "I like your emblazon of 'a nameless hideous slimy crawling > abomination from the mind-twisting depths of space and time'. > The standard SCA blazon is 'a Cthulu proper'. Unfortunately, you > can't have it, because 1) it cannot be reproduced consistently > from the blazon -- in fact, I notice your submission forms are > warping and wavering to the sight -- and 2) it's a restricted > charge due to associations with the Fighting Cephalopods of > Miskatonic University (Go 'Pods!). Next!" > >-- >Tim McDaniel. Reply to tmcd@crl.com; > if that fail, tmcd@austin.ibm.com is my work account. > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Merrill C. Pugmire" Subject: (cdc) vowels Date: 07 Apr 1999 15:49:23 -0600 Attention Gaels and Slavs in the Shire: you might want to keep an eye on this: http://www.theonion.com/archives/vowels2816.html Angus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) About Landolf Date: 27 Apr 1999 14:10:10 -0700 Landolf has been transferred from Logan Regional to the University Medical Center. We don't know yet if they will do the surgery right away or just observe him. Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Diane Perry (Melangell)" Subject: Re: (cdc) About Landolf Date: 27 Apr 1999 17:30:09 +0000 > > Landolf has been transferred from Logan Regional to the University > Medical Center. We don't know yet if they will do the surgery right > away or just observe him. > > Rebecca > >Uhhhh, help. I feel that I came in on the middle of the show and don't know what went on in the first half hour. Landolf is in the hospital again? Serious??? Melangell ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Randy Chabries Subject: Re: (cdc) About Landolf Date: 28 Apr 1999 15:23:09 -0600 Good Luck to both of you, and your family!!! Rand Rebecca Mikkelsen wrote: > Landolf has been transferred from Logan Regional to the University > Medical Center. We don't know yet if they will do the surgery right > away or just observe him. > > Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Randy Chabries Subject: (cdc) [Fwd: New diet craze!] Date: 28 Apr 1999 15:27:43 -0600 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------E336C6F3B7A273FF315CBDFE Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --------------E336C6F3B7A273FF315CBDFE Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from MAILQ by US-UT-K12-CACHE-WELLSVILLE (Mercury 1.21); 28 Apr 99 10:21:21 mdt Return-path: Received: from logan.svc.k12.ut.us by wellsville.cache.k12.ut.us (Mercury 1.21) with ESMTP; 28 Apr 99 10:21:20 mdt Received: from mcadm.mchs.cache.k12.ut.us (bbone.mcadm.mchs.cache.k12.ut.us [205.121.104.251]) by logan.svc.k12.ut.us (8.9.2/8.9.2) with ESMTP id KAA10959; Wed, 28 Apr 1999 10:19:27 -0600 (MDT) Received: from US-UT-K12-CACHE-MCHS-MCADM/SpoolDir by mcadm.mchs.cache.k12.ut.us (Mercury 1.21); 28 Apr 99 10:19:02 +0700 Received: from SpoolDir by US-UT-K12-CACHE-MCHS-MCADM (Mercury 1.21); 28 Apr 99 10:18:56 +0700 Organization: Mountain Crest High School sauce23@kollman-sheehan.com, stacieg@cc.usu.edu, awest@spcreek.cache.k12.ut.us, carol@ccsd.cache.k12.ut.us, williams@greenville.cache.k12.ut.us, lchriste@spcreek.cache.k12.ut.us, bodd@spcreek.cache.k12.ut.us, chabrir@wellsville.cache.k12.ut.us Reply-to: zsirayp@mcadm.mchs.cache.k12.ut.us Priority: normal X-mailer: Pegasus Mail for Windows (v2.54) Message-ID: <77F49B1DA6@mcadm.mchs.cache.k12.ut.us> THE MIRACLE TODDLER DIET Over the years you may have noticed that most two year olds are trim. Now the formula to their success is available to all in the new diet. You may want to consult your doctor before embarking on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing him afterwards. Good Luck!!! DAY ONE Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fmgers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes. Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest). Dinner: A dry stick, to pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat sprite. Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor. DAY TWO Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from the kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye. Lunch: Half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful ofpurina Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired. Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug. Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon. DAY THREE Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of the best chair. Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on the table and slurp up. Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some read punch. Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible. FINAL DAY Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of corn flakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog. Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it. Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert. Remember life it too serious Keep smiling! --------------E336C6F3B7A273FF315CBDFE--