From: Bill Herr Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update Date: 01 Feb 1998 15:09:02 -0700 Rhiell would like a ride to University if there is still room. Do we need to call in a reserve a spot for the classes we want? Olan G Mikkelsen wrote: > I wanna go! Do you have room in MY van for me? > Landolf > > RMikkelsen@mail.lhs.logan.k12.ut.us on 01/30/98 08:43:16 AM > > Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com > > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) > Subject: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update > > Here is the information on the University. Again, I will be happy to > take a carload of people with me since I am going anyway. > > It looks like there is something for everyone . . . > > Heidi, Angus, and Rhiell, notice the persona development classes. > > Francesca, the classes on redactions and feasts > > Bjorn, a class on Norse persona > > A class on heraldic submissions for anyone who still needs to do it > (hint, hint) > > Classes for you fighter types. > > Dancing for EVERYONE! > > : ( The archery class is opposite the redaction class : ( Oh, the > choices we are forced to make . . . > > Lady Trewren, want to help me with the lace class? > > Rebecca > > Here's the latest information on the upcoming University of Lock > Salann. Due to the submission deadline, all of the classes currently > scheduled did not make it into this month's Sage. Please note > Mistress Rebecca's pre-registration requirement. > > Updates can be found at the Baronial web site. > > Please call if you have any questions; (801) 280-3056. > > tryggvi > > CLASSES: > Celtic/Gaelic Persona Track > 1. Irish - Sir Fitz 4:00-5:00, area 3 > 2. Welsh - Sir Ronan 3:00-4:00, area 3 > 3. Scot - Baron Ulrich 2:00-3:00, area 2 > 4. A&S Documentation - Sir tryggvi 3:00-4:00, area 3 > 5.Bobbin Lace - Mistress Rebecca ** 1:00-3:00, area 3 > 6. Recipe Redaction - Maestra Agnese 11:00-12:00, area 3 > 7. Dance - Master Edward 4:00-onward, area 1 > 8. Cooking for a feast - Master Edward 1:00-2:00, area 2 > 9. Beginning SCA - Baron Ulrich 11:00-12:00, area 2 > 10. SCA Archery - Lady Adelheid 11:00-12:00, area 1 > 11. Arms Submission - Rogue 4:00- 5:00, area 3 > 12. Marshall Info - Lord Derrik 3:00-4:00, area 1 > 13. SCA Fitness - Sir Maikeru 1:00-3:00, area 1 > 14. Norse Persona - Mistress Brynhildr 11:00-12:00, area 4 > > ** There is a $2.00 fee for this class and the maximum class > size is 5. Mistress Rebecca will also have bobbin lace kits and materials > available for sale ($15.00 - $20.00). Please bing your our supplies if you > have them. Contact her at rmikkelsen@lhs.logan.k12.ut.us or (801) 752-1121. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) Thoughts Date: 02 Feb 1998 05:28:18 -0700 At 04:14 PM 1/30/98 -0600, you wrote: > > > One can not help but picture our Shire when reading this. :) It is >part of what > makes us a family. > Kensai > > p.s - What is the address to the Shire Web Site? I would like to >bookmark that one. Kensai- Shire Web Address is http://www.xmission.com/~jjhugi/shire/shire.htm ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 02 Feb 1998 05:39:09 -0700 Bill Clinton went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument. He said: "George, what should I do?" After a few seconds George replied: "Abolish the IRS and start over." Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging. Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He said: "Tom, what should I do?" After a few seconds Tom replied: "Abolish welfare and start over." Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said: "Abe, what should I do?" After a few seconds Abe replied: "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?" ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) A wicked and evil plot hatched Date: 02 Feb 1998 05:48:15 -0700 >Your local "Spread the Insanity" Chocolate Sisters and "H"s of the >Appocalypse group. (This message will not self destruct after read, we're >far more obnoxious than that. We just stay around like a bad nightmare and >indigestion.) Ahh. It looks as though the Three "H"s have taken over our home..... Are the cats safe? Anyway for those wondering why Janice would post something about a water fight at Uprising, and why she would do it from CA, well just so you know. One of the "H"s is taking care of our house while we're gone. Anyway, Hello! *wave* from Anaheim, and thanks Heidi, we really appreciate it. John & Janice. BTW - Anyone want anything special from Disneyland? *lol* ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: RE: (cdc) Thoughts Date: 02 Feb 1998 07:37:53 -0800 Uh...Gwfy, I tried this address and was informed that it did not exist! Is my computer getting dyslexic or something? - Baldwin ---------- From: John Hugie[SMTP:jahugi@xmission.com] Reply To: cdc@lists.xmission.com Sent: Monday, February 02, 1998 4:28 AM To: cdc@lists.xmission.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Thoughts At 04:14 PM 1/30/98 -0600, you wrote: > > > One can not help but picture our Shire when reading this. :) It is >part of what > makes us a family. > Kensai > > p.s - What is the address to the Shire Web Site? I would like to >bookmark that one. Kensai- Shire Web Address is http://www.xmission.com/~jjhugi/shire/shire.htm ---------------------------------------------------------------- ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: (cdc) War jerky Date: 02 Feb 1998 10:43:02 MDT Hi ya'all! I spoke with Lynnette and she said that she would make the jerky. She would buy the roasts at the best price and figure how much it would cost and then divide the lot into $6.00 bags by weight. If that is agreable to everyone, then I will take orders over the list or in person at fighter practice. We would like a count as soon as possible in order to get enough meat the first time. Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: randy Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 02 Feb 1998 08:06:38 -0800 Great Joke Gwfy, How abbout this one, A lawyer and a pope die at the same time. They arrive at the pearly gates and ST. Peter shows them around. "Lawyer firs," he says and takes them to the most decked-out mansion even an SCA person can imagine. Marble steps and columns, solid gold doorknobs, sterling silver toities, a whole room full of dress armor, etc. After touring the place a couple of hours, St. Peter leaves the lawyer and takes the pope out the back through a beautifully manicured garden, a couple of football fields (the Celestial Sport), and they finally come to a sewage ditch which they follow for a while. They finally stop in front of a little cardboard shack and St. Peter says,"here you are, home at last." The pope starts to rant and rave and finally sputters,"I spend my whole life serving God and I get this!!! And the dirty #@%$& lawyer gets THAT!!!" Peter says, "sure, we get plenty of popes up here, but that is the first lawyer we've ever had, and the only one we're likely to get!" Rand ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: randy Subject: Re: (cdc) A wicked and evil plot hatched Date: 02 Feb 1998 08:08:38 -0800 John Hugie wrote: > > >Your local "Spread the Insanity" Chocolate Sisters and "H"s of the > >Appocalypse group. (This message will not self destruct after read, we're > >far more obnoxious than that. We just stay around like a bad nightmare and > >indigestion.) > > Ahh. It looks as though the Three "H"s have taken over our home..... Are > the cats safe? Anyway for those wondering why Janice would post something > about a water fight at Uprising, and why she would do it from CA, well just > so you know. One of the "H"s is taking care of our house while we're gone. > > Anyway, Hello! *wave* from Anaheim, and thanks Heidi, we really appreciate > it. > > John & Janice. > Is there any way to invlolve both cats and chocolate at Uprising during the water fight??? Rand ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 02 Feb 1998 11:01:45 -0700 > Hi ya'all! > I spoke with Lynnette and she said that she would make the jerky. > She would buy the roasts at the best price and figure how much it > would cost and then divide the lot into $6.00 bags by weight. If that > is agreable to everyone, then I will take orders over the list or in > person at fighter practice. We would like a count as soon as > possible in order to get enough meat the first time. > > Jurgi > Arghhh!! Smith's had roasts buy one/get one free last week--I almost called to see if you knew about the sale or if you wanted me to pick up some roast. I'll look through the ads for this week and see if there is anything at a good price. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 02 Feb 1998 10:42:12 PST Thanks for the laugh! Camilla PS: So, if we're not going to Estrella, can we still buy some jerky? Arkasha and I /love/ jerky... But we hardly ever buy it, so it'd be a good surprise for him. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) Kingdom Arts & Sciences Date: 02 Feb 1998 11:52:22 -0700 I am writing the announcement about the event to go in the Sage. I am trying to come up with succinct yet detailed directions to the site. I will be including a map, but I also want some written instructions. Does this work? . . . Take your best route to Logan. When you enter Logan, you will be on main street. Turn east on 500 North and travel 7 blocks to 700 east. Turn left. Follow the road around as it curves to the right and climbs a hill. Go through the light. On the right you will pass two buildings and a parking terrace. Park in the parking lot beyond the terrace. The site is southwest of the parking lot. Watch for posted signs. Please make suggestions . . . Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) Kingdom Arts & Sciences Date: 02 Feb 1998 11:57:01 -0600 You might mention that it is in the Taggart Student Center on USU campus (Just in case someone wants to ask directions once they get to Logan, or if they get lost) O RMikkelsen@mail.lhs.logan.k12.ut.us on 02/02/98 11:52:22 AM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) I am writing the announcement about the event to go in the Sage. I am trying to come up with succinct yet detailed directions to the site. I will be including a map, but I also want some written instructions. Does this work? . . . Take your best route to Logan. When you enter Logan, you will be on main street. Turn east on 500 North and travel 7 blocks to 700 east. Turn left. Follow the road around as it curves to the right and climbs a hill. Go through the light. On the right you will pass two buildings and a parking terrace. Park in the parking lot beyond the terrace. The site is southwest of the parking lot. Watch for posted signs. Please make suggestions . . . Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) A&S Date: 02 Feb 1998 12:10:02 -0700 I would like to break up the responsibilities for this event in the following way: Lady Trewren: take feast reservations and coordinate any classes that people want to teach. Lord Arkasha: fighter practice information and general site information. Mistress Rebecca: hotel accomodations/crash space and information about the competition. LT and Arkasha--if you would rather have different "jobs", let me know. This is not set in stone yet (it will be when the announcement goes to the Sage, though. Let me know as soon as possible how you feel about this) If anyone has ideas on organizing/setting up the site, I would appreciate your comments. I would like to make a field trip to the TSC on Wednesday during (or before?) fighter practice to look at the site and get some general idea for what we are going to do. If there is an area of responsibility you would like to help with, please volunteer. There won't be a lot to do before the event but there will be a lot to do on the day of the event. There will be setting up (feast hall, stage/auditorium for court and performing arts, the hall where the displays will be, and classrooms/Royals' rooms) general schlepping stuff (the Royals will have a lot of stuff), Troll, putting up signs on the street, guarding displays while the event is open to the non-SCA populace, running errands, children's activities, etc. Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:11:30 -0700 (MST) My Lady (Francesca) would really like to go if she can get a ride. I (Angus) can't afford the time away from studies, because of war, so I won't be going, and neither will McK. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:24:43 -0700 > My Lady (Francesca) would really like to go if she can get a ride. I > (Angus) can't afford the time away from studies, because of war, so I won't be > going, and neither will McK. > Okay. Riders in the van are now me, Landolf, Rhiell, Francesca, maybe Lady Trewren. Is there someone else I forgot? Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: Re: (cdc) Kingdom Arts & Sciences Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:26:09 -0700 (MST) >I am writing the announcement about the event to go in the Sage. I >am trying to come up with succinct yet detailed directions to the >site. I will be including a map, but I also want some written >instructions. Does this work? . . . > >Take your best route to Logan. When you enter Logan, you will be on >main street. Turn east on 500 North and travel 7 blocks to 700 east. >Turn left. Follow the road around as it curves to the right and >climbs a hill. Go through the light. On the right you will pass two >buildings and a parking terrace. Park in the parking lot beyond the >terrace. The site is southwest of the parking lot. Watch for >posted signs. > >Please make suggestions . . . > >Rebecca Sounds good, but the event is on Saturday, no? I think the parking terrace doesn't charge on saturday. Weekend parking terrace use is something to look into Angus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: (cdc) Harvest War IX Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:34:21 -0700 (MST) I dropped by the ranger station this morning. We have the harvest war site reserved for us. (I told them which camping sites we wanted, and they told me who I was. They like us.) I will need to pay them before war. Angus On an unofficial side, for this our CDC family, Francesca was thinking it might be kind of fun to have our own little camping beforhand to aid in set up. She was thinking of reserving a campground on Thurday night and getting set up early, we thought it might be kind of nice for our own little group. If there are any out there who might like to join us (are you reading this, Heidi?) let us know. It would cost a bit, but might be kind of fun. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update Date: 02 Feb 1998 13:48:24 PST Mistress Rebecca, Lord Arkasha and I (Camilla) are hoping we still have "reservations" for a ride!? Cam ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:53:15 -0700 OOPS! Yes, you do. I knew there was someone else--I just couldn't remember who. I figured whoever it was would let me know > Mistress Rebecca, > > Lord Arkasha and I (Camilla) are hoping we still have "reservations" > for a ride!? > > Cam > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) Harvest War IX Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:58:36 -0700 > I dropped by the ranger station this morning. We have the harvest war site > reserved for us. (I told them which camping sites we wanted, and they told me > who I was. They like us.) I will need to pay them before war. > > Angus > > On an unofficial side, for this our CDC family, Francesca was thinking it might > be kind of fun to have our own little camping beforhand to aid in set up. She > was thinking of reserving a campground on Thurday night and getting set up > early, we thought it might be kind of nice for our own little group. If there > are any out there who might like to join us (are you reading this, Heidi?) let > us know. It would cost a bit, but might be kind of fun. > Since it would be outside of their regular reservation period, will "they" reserve an additional area the night before? What would be the cost? Isn't it something like $50 per night up to 50 people? I doubt Landolf and I would be able to camp the night before since we will have work the next day. Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) University of Loch Salann Update Date: 02 Feb 1998 14:01:53 PST Great!! Thank you! We're really looking forward to it... This will be the first Collegium I've ever been to. Cam ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: Re: (cdc) Harvest War IX Date: 02 Feb 1998 15:04:05 -0700 (MST) Rebecca wrote >Since it would be outside of their regular reservation period, will >"they" reserve an additional area the night before? What would be >the cost? Isn't it something like $50 per night up to 50 people? > >I doubt Landolf and I would be able to camp the night before since we >will have work the next day. Well, it just so happens that the end of that reservation period is that thursday, we just barely get out of the period with our war. And, frankly, we didn't expect those of us who actually have a life, ;), like the Mikkelsens, to join us, but we thought we'd send out the idea and see what people thought. The cost would be $27.50. I'm not certain that I want to do it myself, but it is an idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) Harvest War IX Date: 02 Feb 1998 15:19:58 -0600 We've got real lives??? PL SLR4G@cc.usu.edu on 02/02/98 03:04:05 PM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) Rebecca wrote >Since it would be outside of their regular reservation period, will >"they" reserve an additional area the night before? What would be >the cost? Isn't it something like $50 per night up to 50 people? > >I doubt Landolf and I would be able to camp the night before since we >will have work the next day. Well, it just so happens that the end of that reservation period is that thursday, we just barely get out of the period with our war. And, frankly, we didn't expect those of us who actually have a life, ;), like the Mikkelsens, to join us, but we thought we'd send out the idea and see what people thought. The cost would be $27.50. I'm not certain that I want to do it myself, but it is an idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) Kingdom Arts & Sciences Date: 02 Feb 1998 15:35:56 -0700 > >Take your best route to Logan. When you enter Logan, you will be on > >main street. Turn east on 500 North and travel 7 blocks to 700 east. > >Turn left. Follow the road around as it curves to the right and > >climbs a hill. Go through the light. On the right you will pass two > >buildings and a parking terrace. Park in the parking lot beyond the > >terrace. The site is southwest of the parking lot. Watch for > >posted signs. > > > >Please make suggestions . . . > > > >Rebecca > > Sounds good, but the event is on Saturday, no? I think the parking terrace > doesn't charge on saturday. Weekend parking terrace use is something to look > into > > Angus > Camilla, will you have Arkasha look into this? I know he checked to make sure the parking lot was free, but I thought the terrace still charged. . . Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 02 Feb 1998 15:48:17 -0600 I like the joke John! It is suiting. I have heard more Clinton jokes since this scandal came out than ever before. Personally, if he did have an affair, that seems like a personal problem. The biggest thing that gets me is not the affair, but the dishonesty about everything. Maybe it is because I have this thing with people who are so blatantly dishonest. But then, I guess that's part of being a politician, right? Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) A wicked and evil plot hatched Date: 02 Feb 1998 16:02:19 -0600 For those of us (or maybe just me) that don't get out much (what was that about having a real life?) could somebody please explain the who's and why of these 'groups.' Kensai >Your local "Spread the Insanity" Chocolate Sisters and "H"s of the Apocalypse group. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) Kingdom Arts & Sciences Date: 02 Feb 1998 15:10:18 PST Mistress Rebecca, Sure! I've written that question on the paper I printed from email with the duty break-down on it. I'll have him call you with questions and answers as he can get them! Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 02 Feb 1998 15:13:39 PST That seems to be the consensus: A lot of people are saying they don't care if he did anything or not, but that he sure better not have lied about it. What a mess. You'd think people living in a fishbowl would keep their pants on. Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 02 Feb 1998 18:34:33 -0600 > You'd think people living in a fishbowl would keep their pants on. >Camilla You have such a way with words. I think you about summed it all up. Your statement says it all. :) Kensai p.s - John. What would it take to get a breakdown of this list. I do not know everybody's real names. (Which is why I don't bother using mine) and would love to see the whois list for cdc@lists.xmission.com, (I.E. address, real name, SCA name.) This way I could see who is who. (I don't know of any way to do a whois and get SCA names, you? ) Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Diane Perry (Melangell)" Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 02 Feb 1998 22:52:04 +0000 >> Hi ya'all! > I spoke with Lynnette and she said that she would make the jerky. > She would buy the roasts at the best price and figure how much it > would cost and then divide the lot into $6.00 bags by weight. If that > is agreable to everyone, then I will take orders over the list or in > person at fighter practice. We would like a count as soon as > possible in order to get enough meat the first time. > > Jurgi > > Jurgen, Please count Baldwin and me into the jerkey wish list. We would like 2 bags, please. And please tell your lovely wife thanks from the bottom of my heart. I am swamped with sewing for the Princess and now setting up a tea at Estrella long distance. Melangell ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Diane Perry (Melangell)" Subject: (cdc) Kensai's surcoat Date: 02 Feb 1998 23:27:29 +0000 Kensai, Just wanted to let you know that I have completed sewing your shire surcoat. I will be appliquing the bear on tomorrow and it will be done. What day are you coming down to the war? We will be arriving early Wed. (spending Tuesday night in Phoenix). Should we reserve space for you around our camping area? Let me know. Melangell ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: RE: (cdc) Thoughts Date: 03 Feb 1998 07:39:59 -0700 >Uh...Gwfy, > I tried this address and was informed that it did not exist! Is >my computer getting dyslexic or something? > - Baldwin Baldwin - No your computer is right. The real address is: http://www.xmission.com/~jjhugi/shire/shire.html so it's html, instead of htm. I must have renamed the html file after moving it up. Gwfy. (lost in LA) ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 03 Feb 1998 07:42:51 -0700 >Hi ya'all! >I spoke with Lynnette and she said that she would make the jerky. >She would buy the roasts at the best price and figure how much it >would cost and then divide the lot into $6.00 bags by weight. If that >is agreable to everyone, then I will take orders over the list or in >person at fighter practice. We would like a count as soon as >possible in order to get enough meat the first time. > >Jurgi Jurgi- Sounds like a great deal, and you can count us in for two bags. Gwfy. ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 03 Feb 1998 07:44:41 -0700 >Rand I think that qualifies as a dumb joke of the day. *S* *rotfl* (rolling on the floor laughing* John. ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 03 Feb 1998 07:58:36 -0700 > Please count Baldwin and me into the jerkey wish list. We would like > 2 bags, please. And please tell your lovely wife thanks from the > bottom of my heart. I am swamped with sewing for the Princess and > now setting up a tea at Estrella long distance. > > Melangell > If you keep this up, it won't be long before you are a Pelican! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 03 Feb 1998 07:57:03 -0700 >That seems to be the consensus: A lot of people are saying they don't >care if he did anything or not, but that he sure better not have lied >about it. What a mess. You'd think people living in a fishbowl would >keep their pants on. > >Camilla Well you know coming from the Poli-Sci background, it is amazing that the American People have let him get away with this. We knew he had had an affair, when we first put him in office, and we knew about his problems when we re-elected him. I mean, I guess I feel bad for Chelsea, who has to come from such a dysfunctional family. She's got to ask herself if her father ever can keep his pants on. As for lying being required to be a politician. No, but unfortunately in today's day and age of politics, even in the SCA you have people who blatently cover up the truth to avoid political suicide. And so there are good and bad politicians. John. (The once was going to be a foreign diplomat, boy what happened to that?) ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: randy Subject: Re: (cdc) Kingdom Arts & Sciences Date: 03 Feb 1998 05:50:04 -0800 Rebecca Mikkelsen wrote: > > I am writing the announcement about the event to go in the Sage. I > am trying to come up with succinct yet detailed directions to the > site. I will be including a map, but I also want some written > instructions. Does this work? . . . > > Take your best route to Logan. When you enter Logan, you will be on > main street. Turn east on 500 North and travel 7 blocks to 700 east. > Turn left. Follow the road around as it curves to the right and > climbs a hill. Go through the light. On the right you will pass two > buildings and a parking terrace. Park in the parking lot beyond the > terrace. The site is southwest of the parking lot. Watch for > posted signs. > > Please make suggestions . . . > > RebeccaWhat if they come in on 2nd N.? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 03 Feb 1998 09:51:59 -0700 (MST) >> Hi ya'all! > I spoke with Lynnette and she said that she would make the jerky. > She would buy the roasts at the best price and figure how much it > would cost and then divide the lot into $6.00 bags by weight. If that > is agreable to everyone, then I will take orders over the list or in > person at fighter practice. We would like a count as soon as > possible in order to get enough meat the first time. > > Jurgi > > Jurgen, I am in the market for 2 bags as well. I'd gladly do more, but oone must stop somewhere, right? Angus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) Midsummer Night's Dream Date: 03 Feb 1998 10:35:27 -0700 Logan High School is performing Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" on February 28, March 1, and March 3. The drama director, Mitzi Mecham, had approached me about shire members teaching fencing to her students, and Heidi, Aidan, and Jerome have already agreed to do this. Today, Mitzi asked if I might be able to help with the Green Show which will be performed in the foyer 15-30 minutes before the play starts. I agreed to teach her students some dances, but I won't be able to be to the performances on the 28th and 1st, but can be there for the 2nd. Mitzi would also like to see other things going on--similar to the Green Show they do in Cedar City for the Shakespeare festival--music, juggling, jokes, etc. She has students who will be doing some things but if there is anyone who could help, it would be great. They also want to sell some "period" goodies during intermission and I will get her some recipes. Another idea was to have a "knight" in armor posted at each of the two entrances to the theatre. Or perhaps some combat on the lawn. Anyway, I told Mitzi that I could not commit anyone in the group to anything without asking first. This could be a really fun demo. It would be short but 3 nights. If anyone is willing to help let me know. If we help them out with this, perhaps they will perform "Pyramus and Thisbee" at the Renaissance Fair?? . . . (you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours). Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: (cdc) Authorization at war Date: 03 Feb 1998 12:01:25 MDT Bjorn spoke with Kian yesterday about authorizing before the war and Kian said that he is doing all authorizations down at the war on friday. We explained that we wouldn't get there untill later Friday and he said that he would expect us and to just find him and he would help take care of it then. Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 12:15:14 MDT I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this grungy duty and would like to spar alittle and or whatever is required, I would appriciate the company. Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: RE: (cdc) Authorization at war Date: 03 Feb 1998 11:32:41 -0800 Does this mean that you are going to do torchlight authorizations?! - Baldwin ---------- From: Lowe, Jeff[SMTP:JLOWE@mail.rhs.weber.k12.ut.us] Reply To: cdc@lists.xmission.com Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 1998 10:01 AM To: cdc@lists.xmission.com Subject: (cdc) Authorization at war Bjorn spoke with Kian yesterday about authorizing before the war and Kian said that he is doing all authorizations down at the war on friday. We explained that we wouldn't get there untill later Friday and he said that he would expect us and to just find him and he would help take care of it then. Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 12:50:56 -0700 > I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is > on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the > 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should > take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all > the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) > alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be > any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this > grungy duty and would like to spar alittle and or whatever is > required, I would appriciate the company. > > Jurgi > The 21st is the Collegium. Do those of you who are going in "The Van" (by the way, its name is Bad Mr. Frosty) want to leave the event at the dinner break and do a Cub Scout demo? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 14:40:58 -0700 (MST) I think I'd be interested in the 28th, but I can't confirm until I am closer and see how the homework situation is standing but you can mark me down as a tentative. Angus >I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is >on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the >26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should >take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all >the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) >alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be >any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this >grungy duty and would like to spar alittle and or whatever is >required, I would appriciate the company. > >Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 13:46:50 PST Regarding Scout Demo: Since Arkasha and I will be down there at the Collegium, I'll talk to him about bringing armor... I don't see why we couldn't help out. Is "Washinton Terrace" near wherever we're going to be for the Collegium? Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 03 Feb 1998 13:59:21 PST Re: "you have such a way with words" :) Kensai, Thanks for the compliment! You made my morning... It had /not/ been a good one until I got on my e-mail account and checked the list! Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 03 Feb 1998 15:12:40 -0600 >> Hi ya'all! > I spoke with Lynnette and she said that she would make the jerky. > She would buy the roasts at the best price and figure how much it > would cost and then divide the lot into $6.00 bags by weight. If that > is agreable to everyone, then I will take orders over the list or in > person at fighter practice. We would like a count as soon as > possible in order to get enough meat the first time. > > Jurgi > > >Jurgen, > >Please count Baldwin and me into the jerkey wish list. We would like >2 bags, please. And please tell your lovely wife thanks from the >bottom of my heart. I am swamped with sewing for the Princess and >now setting up a tea at Estrella long distance. > >Melangell I think the Jerky would make a great munchie for the drive. I will take a bag for my brother and myself,if you have not run out of meat. Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Kensai's surcoat Date: 03 Feb 1998 15:20:48 -0600 >Kensai, > >Just wanted to let you know that I have completed sewing your shire >surcoat. I will be appliquing the bear on tomorrow and it will be >done. What day are you coming down to the war? We will be arriving >early Wed. (spending Tuesday night in Phoenix). Should we reserve >space for you around our camping area? Let me know. > >Melangell You are a sweetheart! You have no idea how much I appreciate this. I know this is taking up your time, and believe me when I say I now what it feels like to have no time for things. Let me know what I owe you, please. Also, to answer your other question. My brother and I will be leaving early Friday Morning. I am still hoping we will be able to caravan down with Landolf and company) It would be (yet another) great service if you would reserve a spot for our tents so that we may camp with the rest of the Shire. (The nearer the purple pavilion, the better.) :) Thank You, Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:02:42 -0600 > I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is > on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the > 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should > take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all > the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) > alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be > any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this > grungy duty and would like to spar a little and or whatever is > required, I would appreciate the company. > > Jurgi > >The 21st is the Collegium. Do those of you who are going in "The >Van" (by the way, its name is Bad Mr. Frosty) want to leave the event >at the dinner break and do a Cub Scout demo? Washington Terrace is pretty close to my place. (I am actually working part time for their Fire Department) I will see what I can do to break away from work for a few hours that night. I should be able to convince (or maybe bribe) my boss into letting me leave for an hour or so, especially if I can convince him it is for a good cause (IE: Boys Scouts) I will let you know. (It's too bad the dates are not the other way around. I am actually in the Terrace Thursday Nights.) Kensai p.s - What methods did they use to coerce you? I have heard that some of their methods are quite . . . hmmmm, what's the word I am looking for here? . . . intimidating? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:14:08 -0600 >Kensai, > >Thanks for the compliment! You made my morning... It had /not/ been a >good one until I got on my e-mail account and checked the list! > >Camilla This list makes my day every day. It feels great to be in touch with people I rarely get to see anymore. I had to laugh the other day. It was one of those 'busy' list days. I was reading the email and was actually caught off guard by an email that was asking about a missing electronic something or other. My first thought was to wonder what in the world somebody in the shire needed with some piece of high tech engineering equipment Then I realized it was actually work related. I guess that gives you an idea of my 'shire mail to work mail' ratio huh? *vbg* Email has become top priority here at work now. *g* Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:02:42 -0600 > I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is > on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the > 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should > take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all > the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) > alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be > any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this > grungy duty and would like to spar a little and or whatever is > required, I would appreciate the company. > > Jurgi > >The 21st is the Collegium. Do those of you who are going in "The >Van" (by the way, its name is Bad Mr. Frosty) want to leave the event >at the dinner break and do a Cub Scout demo? Washington Terrace is pretty close to my place. (I am actually working part time for their Fire Department) I will see what I can do to break away from work for a few hours that night. I should be able to convince (or maybe bribe) my boss into letting me leave for an hour or so, especially if I can convince him it is for a good cause (IE: Boys Scouts) I will let you know. (It's too bad the dates are not the other way around. I am actually in the Terrace Thursday Nights.) Kensai p.s - What methods did they use to coerce you? I have heard that some of their methods are quite . . . hmmmm, what's the word I am looking for here? . . . intimidating? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Today's Dumb Joke 2/2/98 Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:14:08 -0600 >Kensai, > >Thanks for the compliment! You made my morning... It had /not/ been a >good one until I got on my e-mail account and checked the list! > >Camilla This list makes my day every day. It feels great to be in touch with people I rarely get to see anymore. I had to laugh the other day. It was one of those 'busy' list days. I was reading the email and was actually caught off guard by an email that was asking about a missing electronic something or other. My first thought was to wonder what in the world somebody in the shire needed with some piece of high tech engineering equipment Then I realized it was actually work related. I guess that gives you an idea of my 'shire mail to work mail' ratio huh? *vbg* Email has become top priority here at work now. *g* Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: RE: (cdc) Authorization at war Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:10:43 MDT I hope not!!!!!!!!!!!! > Date sent: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 11:32:41 -0800 > From: "Perry, Radford" > Subject: RE: (cdc) Authorization at war > To: "'cdc@lists.xmission.com'" > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Does this mean that you are going to do torchlight authorizations?! > > - Baldwin > > ---------- > From: Lowe, Jeff[SMTP:JLOWE@mail.rhs.weber.k12.ut.us] > Reply To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 1998 10:01 AM > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Subject: (cdc) Authorization at war > > Bjorn spoke with Kian yesterday about authorizing before the war > and > Kian said that he is doing all authorizations down at the war on > > friday. We explained that we wouldn't get there untill later > Friday > and he said that he would expect us and to just find him and he > would > help take care of it then. > > Jurgi > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:12:50 MDT > From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts > Date sent: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 13:46:50 PST > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > Regarding Scout Demo: > > Since Arkasha and I will be down there at the Collegium, I'll talk to > him about bringing armor... I don't see why we couldn't help out. Is > "Washinton Terrace" near wherever we're going to be for the Collegium? > > Camilla > Washington Terrace is in South Ogden, by Toys-R-Us. > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:22:49 -0600 Regarding Scout Demo: Since Arkasha and I will be down there at the Collegium, I'll talk to him about bringing armor... I don't see why we couldn't help out. Is "Washinton Terrace" near wherever we're going to be for the Collegium? Camilla Washington Terrace is actually connected to Logan! Here, let me explain. Washington Terrace is: Just East of Roy and just off Riverdale Road, which is just South of Ogden, which is by South Ogden, which is also South of Ogden, which is by the mountains, which is by the sky, which is connected to Logan, which is a pretty cool place, which is where you are, So . . . everything is connected to Logan, which means Logan must really be the heart of the world. *G* Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Authorization at war Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:23:59 -0600 >Bjorn spoke with Kian yesterday about authorizing before the war and >Kian said that he is doing all authorizations down at the war on >friday. We explained that we wouldn't get there until later Friday >and he said that he would expect us and to just find him and he would >help take care of it then. > >Jurgi Boy did you ever take a load off my mind! I was beginning to really worry there. Also, I doubt I will have my new membership card before Estrella. Do you think there will be any problems with the old 'carbon copy'? (My brother is in the exact same boat, for both of the above) Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: FW: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 15:21:52 -0800 Washington Terrace is pretty close to my place. (I am actually working part time for their Fire Department) I will see what I can do to break away from work for a few hours that night. I should be able to convince (or maybe bribe) my boss into letting me leave for an hour or so, especially if I can convince him it is for a good cause (IE: Boys Scouts) I will let you know. (It's too bad the dates are not the other way around. I am actually in the Terrace Thursday Nights.) Kensai p.s - What methods did they use to coerce you? I have heard that some of their methods are quite . . . hmmmm, what's the word I am looking for here? . . . intimidating Kensai, Just put on your armor, grab a weapon, and tell your boss that you need to relieve some tension. You can either do it there and then, or go to the demo. - Baldwin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: FW: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 15:21:52 -0800 Washington Terrace is pretty close to my place. (I am actually working part time for their Fire Department) I will see what I can do to break away from work for a few hours that night. I should be able to convince (or maybe bribe) my boss into letting me leave for an hour or so, especially if I can convince him it is for a good cause (IE: Boys Scouts) I will let you know. (It's too bad the dates are not the other way around. I am actually in the Terrace Thursday Nights.) Kensai p.s - What methods did they use to coerce you? I have heard that some of their methods are quite . . . hmmmm, what's the word I am looking for here? . . . intimidating Kensai, Just put on your armor, grab a weapon, and tell your boss that you need to relieve some tension. You can either do it there and then, or go to the demo. - Baldwin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:12:50 MDT > From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts > Date sent: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 13:46:50 PST > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > Regarding Scout Demo: > > Since Arkasha and I will be down there at the Collegium, I'll talk to > him about bringing armor... I don't see why we couldn't help out. Is > "Washinton Terrace" near wherever we're going to be for the Collegium? > > Camilla > Washington Terrace is in South Ogden, by Toys-R-Us. > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:22:49 -0600 Regarding Scout Demo: Since Arkasha and I will be down there at the Collegium, I'll talk to him about bringing armor... I don't see why we couldn't help out. Is "Washinton Terrace" near wherever we're going to be for the Collegium? Camilla Washington Terrace is actually connected to Logan! Here, let me explain. Washington Terrace is: Just East of Roy and just off Riverdale Road, which is just South of Ogden, which is by South Ogden, which is also South of Ogden, which is by the mountains, which is by the sky, which is connected to Logan, which is a pretty cool place, which is where you are, So . . . everything is connected to Logan, which means Logan must really be the heart of the world. *G* Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: RE: (cdc) Authorization at war Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:10:43 MDT I hope not!!!!!!!!!!!! > Date sent: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 11:32:41 -0800 > From: "Perry, Radford" > Subject: RE: (cdc) Authorization at war > To: "'cdc@lists.xmission.com'" > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Does this mean that you are going to do torchlight authorizations?! > > - Baldwin > > ---------- > From: Lowe, Jeff[SMTP:JLOWE@mail.rhs.weber.k12.ut.us] > Reply To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 1998 10:01 AM > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Subject: (cdc) Authorization at war > > Bjorn spoke with Kian yesterday about authorizing before the war > and > Kian said that he is doing all authorizations down at the war on > > friday. We explained that we wouldn't get there untill later > Friday > and he said that he would expect us and to just find him and he > would > help take care of it then. > > Jurgi > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) Authorization at war Date: 03 Feb 1998 16:23:59 -0600 >Bjorn spoke with Kian yesterday about authorizing before the war and >Kian said that he is doing all authorizations down at the war on >friday. We explained that we wouldn't get there until later Friday >and he said that he would expect us and to just find him and he would >help take care of it then. > >Jurgi Boy did you ever take a load off my mind! I was beginning to really worry there. Also, I doubt I will have my new membership card before Estrella. Do you think there will be any problems with the old 'carbon copy'? (My brother is in the exact same boat, for both of the above) Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Diane Perry (Melangell)" Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 03 Feb 1998 20:31:11 +0000 > > If you keep this up, it won't be long before you are a Pelican! > > No! Never! Perish the thought. Melangell ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) A&S Date: 03 Feb 1998 23:14:01 -0700 (Janice here, using John's account) Hi everyone from Cali & Disneyland. *wave* Its been fun so far, except for today. It rained and poured all day. (ankle deep puddles & rivers, I don't think our jackets will ever dry out!) How's the weather at home? Hey Heidi, how are the cats? How many parties so far? House still in tact?(j/k) >Lady Trewren: take feast reservations and coordinate any >classes that people want to teach. > >LT and Arkasha--if you would rather have different "jobs", let me >know. This is not set in stone yet (it will be when the announcement >goes to the Sage, though. Let me know as soon as possible how you >feel about this) That sounds fine to me =) >If anyone has ideas on organizing/setting up the site, I would >appreciate your comments. I would like to make a field trip to the >TSC on Wednesday during (or before?) fighter practice to look at the >site and get some general idea for what we are going to do. If there >is an area of responsibility you would like to help with, please >volunteer. Bummer, I won't be able to make it Weds. I would like to make it up sometime and look the site over though. =) (btw, please refresh my memory with what dates this will be) Be back in Utah soon, (mixed feelings about that) LT ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: RE: (cdc) Estrella '98 Date: 04 Feb 1998 01:02:40 -0700 *after wading through the e-mail in the trash..............* (Janice again on John's account) > >If you stop to visit, before you leave, check your car out > >throughily......... > >(ask Heidi and Lee about this) > >I am dying of curiousity. You must explain this oen to me. I can feel a >few laughs here! Ok. Heidi tells this better (since she was the one who got the experience) so bear with. Heidi was over at our house to pick up her stuff we had taken for her to & from an event (I think it was Estrella or Uprising). She had her Dad's white pick-up truck. We helped her haul her stuff into the bed and front of the truck and secure everything down so it wouldn't go flying out while she was driving home. Now she was either getting ready to pull out of our drive way, WAS pulling out of our drive way, or was on the road driving home (ask her for details) when she looked in the rear view mirror and saw something move. She (looked, stopped and looked, or pulled over and looked) saw our very fuzzy cat, Bayot, sitting in the back with a very happy and excited look of 'All right! I (am/get to go) cruzin!'. So she (stopped, drove back in the drive way, turned around to go back to our house) got Bayot out of her truck and dropped her off at home. She was not a happy kitty. Now this ISN'T the first time she's done this! (ask us about all the fun Park City escapaids she's pulled) She has tried to go home with Lee. And I think once she tried to go with him when he was on his motorcycle. (if she knows you or not, she doesn't seem to care) And if she is on your car and you think backing up will get rid of her, WRONG! We've had people when they've stopped by have her get on their car, back up, and then had to get out and physically remove the cat from their vehicle! Usually at that point she finds the center of the top of the car so you can't reach her to take her off. We've had times when we're leaving to go to the store and she comes out and starts walking towards us while were backing out of the garage to hop on the vehicle! And if you stop moving, she's on the hood wanting in. This can make it fun trying to shut the garage, watch the traffic in the road and keep the cat off the car! Yes, we do take her out for a ride every now and again to keep her happy. (once we opened the sun roof and let her put her head out the top and look around while we drove down main in Brigham, bet people got a hoot out of that!) And we have found her on top of other people's car's in our neighborhood in Perry too! (thankgoodness she has a name tag with our names and address........we even got her a pair of sunglasses! *LOL*) Bayot is the adventurous & way too friendly cat. (and people say cats are dumb, boring pets..............ya right!) Our cats keep us busy. =) >>Does mean 'villinous begging gargoyal'? >> >>Jurgi > >Either that or 'very bemused guy'. :) > Kensai 'vegtable bargaining gardener'? 'vert bend gules'? 'vexed bad guys'? 'various blue gems'? 'veal blackened grill'? 'vittles barn grocery'? 'vermin bagged garbage'? 'very beautiful girl'? (that was too much fun!) #) LT ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) A&S Date: 04 Feb 1998 08:01:25 -0700 > Bummer, I won't be able to make it Weds. I would like to make it up > sometime and look the site over though. =) > > (btw, please refresh my memory with what dates this will be) > > Be back in Utah soon, (mixed feelings about that) > > LT > It isn't until May 9, but I'd rather not wait 'till the last minute to do these things. We have way too much stuff going on in April and May. Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) Fwd: Jokes: The NEW Bill of Rights... Date: 04 Feb 1998 09:04:46 -0600 Some of you out there might like this. PL ---------------------- Forwarded by Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG on 02/04/98 09:04 AM --------------------------- Jane T Weise 02/03/98 11:05 AM cc: ---------------------- Forwarded by Jane T Weise/IS/BCBSU/TBG on 02/03/98 11:05 AM --------------------------- Terry Stapley 02/03/98 10:50 AM Shirl E Briggs/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG, Harry Endo/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG, Carlin Jacobson/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG, Sue J Knell/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG, Lee Peterson/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG, Holly B Smith/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG, Jane T Weise/IS/BCBSU/TBG@TBG cc: ---------------------- Forwarded by Terry Stapley/IS/BCBSU/TBG on 02/03/98 10:46 AM --------------------------- Michael K Hatch 02/03/98 10:38 AM Schultz/MRKT/BCBSU/TBG@TBG cc: ---------------------- Forwarded by Michael K Hatch/IS/BCBSU/TBG on 02/03/98 10:38 AM --------------------------- Jared Palmer 02/03/98 10:01 AM JMCFARLANE1@weber.edu cc: The following was written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA: -------- We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights. BILL OF NO RIGHTS ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the World is full of idiots, and probably always will be. ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy. ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in health care. ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair. ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big-screen color TV or a life of leisure. ARTICLE VII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend a lot of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat. ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times; but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to pursue happiness - which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights. ----------------- PROVIDED BY http://www.alumni.umbc.edu/~efreem2 Quote of the times; "A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe." -Eurpides ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) Re: Fw: Date: 04 Feb 1998 08:56:22 -0600 I got you all!!! Hahahahahahah!! baugh@axi.net on 02/03/98 08:53:58 AM cc: YKRochon@aol.com, ediesims@juno.com, bren015@juno.com ---------- > > Subject:KISS > Date: Sunday, February 01, 1998 8:35 PM > > > ,.-'Y _^^-, > ,.-'^^H E ,-^^ ^^-,\ > ,.-'^^ R S ,.-^^ \| > \ H E ,.-^^ k > \,.-^^ i > ss > kis > skiss > kissk > isskiss > kisskisskis > skisskisskisski > sskisskisskisskisskiss > kisskisskisskisskisskisskis > skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss > kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk > isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss > kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis > skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss > > Roses are red, > Violets are blue, > A friend of yours > Is thinking of you . > *smile* > > This is the start of a cyber 'Hershey's' kissathon...pass it along and > 'kiss' as many people as you can :-) (it is even ok to send it back to > the person who sent it to you). > > _____________________________________________________________________ > You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. > Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com > Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) War jerky Date: 04 Feb 1998 09:16:05 -0600 Methinks thou doest protest o'ermuch. PL melangell@earthlink.net on 02/03/98 01:31:11 PM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) > > If you keep this up, it won't be long before you are a Pelican! > > No! Never! Perish the thought. Melangell ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) A&S Date: 04 Feb 1998 08:52:39 PST Arkasha's fine with his jobs, too. Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 04 Feb 1998 09:02:30 -0800 And now for some enlightenment! - Baldwin ___________________________________________________________ It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the question, "Where do pets come from?" And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility." And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved And Cat did not care one way or the other. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) Joke of the Day Date: 04 Feb 1998 10:04:49 -0600 This one is courtesy of Erin Fraser, a DJ on KISN: The Wizard of Oz paid a visit to Washington D.C. The Wizard came up to Al Gore and asked if Al wanted anything. "I'd like a brain," said the VP. Zap! the Wizard granted his request. Next, the Wizard went up to Sen Al D'Amato and asks, "Do you want anything?" Sen D'Amato replies, "Yes, I'd like a heart." The Wizard makes his wish come true. Finally, the Wizard goes to Bill Clinton. "Do you want anything?" "He**, yes," the President responds, "Where's Dorothy?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 04 Feb 1998 09:15:09 PST Hee hee hee! I love that one! Reminds me of my mom's cat and dog! Cam ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 04 Feb 1998 10:21:04 -0600 Well, Bad Mr. Frosty(BMF) and fate teamed up to vex me today. I gave BMF way too much reign and a member of the local roaming constabulary took exception to it. Once I got BMF stopped(he likes to run, once he gets going), the constable presented me with a pink certificate that entitles me to visit with an official of the government. Imagine that, me, a humble knight, visiting with a government official. Maybe I'll get a commendation or something. Yeah, right. Life goes on, PL Thus spake Zarathustra, "This, too, will pass." (And I did!) RMikkelsen@mail.lhs.logan.k12.ut.us on 02/03/98 12:50:56 PM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) > I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is > on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the > 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should > take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all > the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) > alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be > any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this > grungy duty and would like to spar alittle and or whatever is > required, I would appriciate the company. > > Jurgi > The 21st is the Collegium. Do those of you who are going in "The Van" (by the way, its name is Bad Mr. Frosty) want to leave the event at the dinner break and do a Cub Scout demo? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 04 Feb 1998 09:50:03 PST What I'm dying to know is how Bad Mr. Frosty (that too speedy steed) got his neat-o name?! Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 04 Feb 1998 11:02:33 -0600 One of our children's favorite games on the Super Nintendo is Clay Fighter. One of the characters is named "Bad Mr. Frosty". He is a big white snowman. When Bad Mr. Frosty wins he says, "I'm bad. I'm cool. I'm no-one's fool." When we got the big white van, we thought it needed a name. That name was the first one that everyone could agree to. BMF tends to live up to his name very well. Lesser vehicles give him great respect, to the point of moving out of his way when he is behind them. PL Thus spake Landolf, "This one, too, I shall pass!" tdillemuth@hotmail.com on 02/04/98 10:50:03 AM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) What I'm dying to know is how Bad Mr. Frosty (that too speedy steed) got his neat-o name?! Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 04 Feb 1998 13:00:54 MDT > From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Date sent: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 10:21:04 -0600 > Subject: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > Well, Bad Mr. Frosty(BMF) and fate teamed up to vex me today. I gave BMF > way too much reign and a member of the local roaming constabulary took > exception to it. Once I got BMF stopped(he likes to run, once he gets > going), the constable presented me with a pink certificate that entitles me > to visit with an official of the government. Imagine that, me, a humble > knight, visiting with a government official. Maybe I'll get a commendation > or something. Yeah, right. > Life goes on, > PL > Thus spake Zarathustra, "This, too, will pass." (And I did!) > I think Zarathustra was a Uralogist and was talking about kidney stones! > MJ (Master Jurgi) > RMikkelsen@mail.lhs.logan.k12.ut.us on 02/03/98 12:50:56 PM > > Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com > > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) > Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts > > > > > > I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is > > on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the > > 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should > > take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all > > the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) > > alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be > > any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this > > grungy duty and would like to spar alittle and or whatever is > > required, I would appriciate the company. > > > > Jurgi > > > The 21st is the Collegium. Do those of you who are going in "The > Van" (by the way, its name is Bad Mr. Frosty) want to leave the event > at the dinner break and do a Cub Scout demo? > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 04 Feb 1998 13:04:07 MDT > From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Date sent: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 11:02:33 -0600 > Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > One of our children's favorite games on the Super Nintendo is Clay Fighter. > One of the characters is named "Bad Mr. Frosty". He is a big white > snowman. When Bad Mr. Frosty wins he says, "I'm bad. I'm cool. I'm > no-one's fool." > When we got the big white van, we thought it needed a name. That name was > the first one that everyone could agree to. > BMF tends to live up to his name very well. Lesser vehicles give him great > respect, to the point of moving out of his way when he is behind them. > PL > Thus spake Landolf, "This one, too, I shall pass!" > Bad Mr. Frosty knows that it takes more gas to pass. (And thats just alot of hot air.) emuth@hotmail.com on 02/04/98 10:50:03 AM > > Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com > > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) > Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts > > > > > > What I'm dying to know is how Bad Mr. Frosty (that too speedy steed) got > his neat-o name?! > > Camilla > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: (cdc) jerky-that I am Date: 04 Feb 1998 14:07:35 MDT Hello jerk-y fans, It seems that I made a sleight fo-pa, error, mistake, a... misconception. It seems that my wife is somewhat, shall I say, perturbed at my announcement that she would make the free world and New Guinni Pigmies all the Beef Jerky they could possibly ingest. She has asked me nicely, (on the pains of doing my own labotomy with a grapefruit spoon) to say that she would be willing to jerk @#!&@?@#$%!!(her husband) and three fine roasts, of which a generous bag can be yours for the price of her cost. I gently asked her how much this would produce and she informed me that one roast would render two bags of jerked beef. Three roasts will take her about 20 hours to do and she fealt that a beef jerky marathon was not her pre-war intent. I am sorry if some of you have begun to salivate, but I must restrict the list as below: One bag for each of the following: Mel/Baldwin, Grifin, Kensi,Angus,Cam/Arkadii,and myself( Filthy,slim ridden knavel maggot for a brain,Musterd Jurgen. Thank you Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 04 Feb 1998 15:53:20 -0600 Jurgi, Don't be to hard on yourself. I do not (as yet) know of any male being alive who has not overcomplicated a females seemingly simple and stright forward dictation. The Jokes were great. I needed some laughs today. (My baby boy is in the Hospital with Croup and RSV.) I especially enjoyed the dog and cat one. I could not agree with that one more. (I myself would take a slew of cats over a single dog) I was also shocked to hear of a cat who loves to travel. Every cat I have ever had hated to travel. I MUST meet this cat! Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Diane Perry (Melangell)" Subject: Re: (cdc) jerky-that I am Date: 04 Feb 1998 15:43:05 +0000 No matter how much jerkey we get, we bow down in humble thanks to the jerkey Goddess. Please pass along our deep appreciation to your wife and let her know that if only I was in BC that I would be more the happy to help her jerky up all the cows in the surrounding countryside, but since I am stuck in the wilds of CA, I must only pass on my thanks for her hard work on our behalf. Also thank her for allowing you to travel down to AZ to see us. I also have a card for Jurgen from Mistress Catherine, remind me to give it to you. Melangell > Hello jerk-y fans, It seems that I made a sleight fo-pa, error, > mistake, a... misconception. It seems that my wife is somewhat, > shall I say, perturbed at my announcement that she would make the > free world and New Guinni Pigmies all the Beef Jerky they could > possibly ingest. She has asked me nicely, (on the pains of doing my > own labotomy with a grapefruit spoon) to say that she would be > willing to jerk @#!&@?@#$%!!(her husband) and three fine roasts, of > which a generous bag can be yours for the price of her cost. I > gently asked her how much this would produce and she informed me that > one roast would render two bags of jerked beef. Three roasts will > take her about 20 hours to do and she fealt that a beef jerky > marathon was not her pre-war intent. I am sorry if some of you have > begun to salivate, but I must restrict the list as below: > One bag for each of the following: Mel/Baldwin, Grifin, > Kensi,Angus,Cam/Arkadii,and myself( Filthy,slim ridden knavel maggot > for a brain,Musterd Jurgen. > > Thank you > Jurgi > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: RE: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 04 Feb 1998 16:07:17 -0800 Jurgi, Don't be to hard on yourself. I do not (as yet) know of any male being alive who has not overcomplicated a females seemingly simple and stright forward dictation. ....... Kensai I thought that was our purpose in life! - Baldwin (ducking quickly) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 05 Feb 1998 08:00:32 -0700 > The Jokes were great. I needed some laughs today. (My baby boy is in the > Hospital with Croup and RSV.) > > I am sorry to hear about Gavin. Is he okay? That RSV stuff is NASTY! I don't know that there is anything that we can do to help . . . we'll keep sending you jokes and keep you in our thoughts. Rebecca ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: randy Subject: Re: (cdc) jerky-that I am Date: 05 Feb 1998 05:55:07 -0800 Lowe, Jeff wrote: > > Hello jerk-y fans, It seems that I made a sleight fo-pa, error, > mistake, a... misconception. It seems that my wife is somewhat, > shall I say, perturbed at my announcement that she would make the > free world and New Guinni Pigmies all the Beef Jerky they could > possibly ingest. She has asked me nicely, (on the pains of doing my > own labotomy with a grapefruit spoon) to say that she would be > willing to jerk @#!&@?@#$%!!(her husband) and three fine roasts, of > which a generous bag can be yours for the price of her cost. I > gently asked her how much this would produce and she informed me that > one roast would render two bags of jerked beef. Three roasts will > take her about 20 hours to do and she fealt that a beef jerky > marathon was not her pre-war intent. I am sorry if some of you have > begun to salivate, but I must restrict the list as below: > One bag for each of the following: Mel/Baldwin, Grifin, > Kensi,Angus,Cam/Arkadii,and myself( Filthy,slim ridden knavel maggot > for a brain,Musterd Jurgen. > > Thank you > JurgiJuergi, We have a large food dehydrator, if it helps any. Rand ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) New tag line Date: 05 Feb 1998 10:17:54 -0600 cc: I have decided to include a tag line in some of my correspondence, what do people think? PL By the center I grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand against me? So completely do I trust my own skill. Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! -Benkei- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) jerky-that I am Date: 05 Feb 1998 09:31:35 PST Jurgen, Since Arkasha and I are not going to make it to war, if someone who is going down really wants jerky, we'll be more than happy to let them take our reservation! (They'll still have to pay for it themselves, of course...) I don't think most of us have a clue as to how time consuming and labor intensive making jerky is! So, how's that doghouse? :) Camilla ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: Re: (cdc) jerky-that I am Date: 05 Feb 1998 11:27:43 MDT > From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Subject: Re: (cdc) jerky-that I am > Date sent: Thu, 05 Feb 1998 09:31:35 PST > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > Jurgen, > > Since Arkasha and I are not going to make it to war, if someone who is > going down really wants jerky, we'll be more than happy to let them take > our reservation! (They'll still have to pay for it themselves, of > course...) I don't think most of us have a clue as to how time > consuming and labor intensive making jerky is! > > So, how's that doghouse? :) > > Camilla That is nice of you, but I think that so far no one else has expressed intrest. I'll Help Lynnette and that won't be a burden. I havent had to go to the Dog house yet. I guess the penetent groveling paid off! Jurgi ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: Re: (cdc) New tag line Date: 05 Feb 1998 11:41:50 MDT > From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Date sent: Thu, 5 Feb 1998 10:17:54 -0600 > Subject: (cdc) New tag line > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > > > From: Olan G Mikkelsen@TBG on 02/05/98 10:17 AM MST > > > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > cc: > Subject: New tag line > > I have decided to include a tag line in some of my correspondence, what do > people think? > > PL > > > By the center I grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. > I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. > Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand against me? > So completely do I trust my own skill. > Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! > > -Benkei- > I'm working on it! (Becomming a worthy foe) I think It should read this way for me: By the neck I grasp my great Naughty child, which I have Fought with so Long. I lay it across my lap, then with leisurely slaps I lay on hands. Be it devil or demon, how can this be my seed? So completely do I frustrait my own wife. Oh how I long for a meal of fresh meat, not canned. Jeur-gei (tee*hee) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Perry, Radford" Subject: RE: (cdc) New tag line Date: 05 Feb 1998 12:09:50 -0800 ---------- From: Lowe, Jeff[SMTP:JLOWE@mail.rhs.weber.k12.ut.us] Reply To: cdc@lists.xmission.com Sent: Thursday, February 05, 1998 9:41 AM To: Olan G Mikkelsen; cdc@lists.xmission.com Subject: Re: (cdc) New tag line > From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" > To: cdc@lists.xmission.com > Date sent: Thu, 5 Feb 1998 10:17:54 -0600 > Subject: (cdc) New tag line > Send reply to: cdc@lists.xmission.com > > > > From: Olan G Mikkelsen@TBG on 02/05/98 10:17 AM MST > By the center I grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. > I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. > Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand against me? > So completely do I trust my own skill. > Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! > > -Benkei- > I'm working on it! (Becomming a worthy foe) I think It should read this way for me: By the neck I grasp my great Naughty child, which I have Fought with so Long. I lay it across my lap, then with leisurely slaps I lay on hands. Be it devil or demon, how can this be my seed? So completely do I frustrait my own wife. Oh how I long for a meal of fresh meat, not canned. Jeur-gei (tee*hee) I think anyone that has seen Adam in action will agree. I think I would rather face Landolf wielding his naginata than Jurgi with Adam and shield. - Baldwin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: (cdc) BMF Date: 05 Feb 1998 13:33:50 -0700 (MST) So, Landolph & BMF encountered wild and free roaming constabulary. Are they in any way connected with the pancakes? Angus P.s. This list is great, as are you all. Several times you have pulled me out of homework overload from this very nasty term I am having. There is just too much to do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) BMF Date: 05 Feb 1998 13:36:00 -0600 They are more cruel than the Pancakes. Instead of attacking you outright, they attack your pocketbook. PL By the center I firmly grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand before me? So completely do I trust in my own skill. Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! - Benkei - SLR4G@cc.usu.edu on 02/05/98 01:33:50 PM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) So, Landolph & BMF encountered wild and free roaming constabulary. Are they in any way connected with the pancakes? Angus P.s. This list is great, as are you all. Several times you have pulled me out of homework overload from this very nasty term I am having. There is just too much to do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: (cdc) Re: Tag Line Date: 05 Feb 1998 13:49:33 PST Ha ha ha ha!! What a great adaptation! I'm impressed! Cam ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: (cdc) stove for Aveloc Date: 06 Feb 1998 10:16:14 MDT I recieved a call from Aveloc the Elder last night. He is trying to buy a stove for the Anestoria Kingdom Kitchen. This stove just happens to be manufactured in Logan! He would like us to pick it up and bring it to the war. He said it is about 2' X 3' and weighs about 125 lbs. He doesen't know if one would be available and if it could be ready before then, but it would save him some money in shipping and worry over possible damage. I told him that we could pick it up and he'll give me a call back. Laurelyn (sp?) had a baby boy in August and Aveloc is doing well and proud of his baby. any comments? Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Olan G Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) stove for Aveloc Date: 06 Feb 1998 10:21:46 -0600 Ansteora? I thought they were in An Tir. Either way it won't be too much trouble to get that for him, if available. PL *************************************************************************** * By the center I firmly grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand before me? So completely do I trust in my own skill. Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! - Benkei - (A 13th Century Japanese Warrior monk) JLOWE@mail.rhs.weber.k12.ut.us on 02/06/98 09:16:14 AM Please respond to cdc@lists.xmission.com cc: (bcc: Olan G Mikkelsen/IS/BCBSU/TBG) I recieved a call from Aveloc the Elder last night. He is trying to buy a stove for the Anestoria Kingdom Kitchen. This stove just happens to be manufactured in Logan! He would like us to pick it up and bring it to the war. He said it is about 2' X 3' and weighs about 125 lbs. He doesen't know if one would be available and if it could be ready before then, but it would save him some money in shipping and worry over possible damage. I told him that we could pick it up and he'll give me a call back. Laurelyn (sp?) had a baby boy in August and Aveloc is doing well and proud of his baby. any comments? Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: (cdc) (Fwd) Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device Date: 06 Feb 1998 11:42:45 -0700 (Thought you might get a chuckle out of this . . .) --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade named BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disc. Here's how it works: BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. The pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs. Experts are divided on the prospects for further increases in information density; for now, BOOKS with more information simply use more pages. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. BOOK may be taken up at any time and used merely by opening it. BOOK never crashes or requires re booting, though like other display devices it can become unusable if exposed to high ambiant temperatures. The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Many come with an "index" feature, which pin-points the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval. BOOK can be stored for an almost unlimited amount of time without connecting any outside power source. Many BOOK units may be stored together as they cause no interference with one another, even when placed in close proximity. An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Conversely, numerous BOOK markers can be used in a single BOOK if the user wants to store numerous views at once. The number is limited only by the number of pages in the BOOK. You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an optional programming tool, the Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS). Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a precursor of a new entertainment wave. Also, BOOK's appeal seems so certain that thousands of content creators have committed to the platform and investors are reportedly flocking. Look for a flood of new titles soon. --------- End forwarded message ---------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Art Wagner" Subject: Re: (cdc) stove for Aveloc Date: 06 Feb 1998 12:24:17 -0800 > I recieved a call from Aveloc the Elder last night. He is trying to > buy a stove for the Anestoria Kingdom Kitchen. > Laurelyn (sp?) had a baby boy in August and Aveloc is doing well and > proud of his baby. > > any comments? Yep, Aveloc (husband of Laurelyn) lives in AnTir. If he's arranging the Angst-eorran kitchen than he's wayyyy too over extended. :-) Gillian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tiffany Dillemuth" Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device Date: 06 Feb 1998 13:08:17 PST Yay!! That is just how I feel about books! Cam ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 06 Feb 1998 15:07:30 -0600 > The Jokes were great. I needed some laughs today. (My baby boy is in the > Hospital with Croup and RSV.) > > >I am sorry to hear about Gavin. Is he okay? That RSV stuff is >NASTY! I don't know that there is anything that we can do to help . >. . we'll keep sending you jokes and keep you in our thoughts. > >Rebecca Yea, it's a bummer when your kids get sick huh? The diagnosed him with RSV, Croup, Brochitus, and Bronchiolitis. The only good thing about it is that his chest x-rays came back negative for Pneumonia. His 24 hour stay in the hospital is turning into a 72 hour stay. He is still happy and cheerful through it all though and s doing really MUCH better than he was the other day. We were walking around the Pediatric Wing today; I was holding his hand while he was walking around all 'important' like, holding a hand full of balloons in the other hand. It was definitely one of those Kodak moments. :) Thank you for your thoughts. It means a lot to us. Brian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Rebecca Mikkelsen" Subject: Re: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 06 Feb 1998 15:06:44 -0700 > Yea, it's a bummer when your kids get sick huh? The diagnosed him with > RSV, Croup, Brochitus, and Bronchiolitis. The only good thing about it is > that his chest x-rays came back negative for Pneumonia. His 24 hour stay > in the hospital is turning into a 72 hour stay. He is still happy and > cheerful through it all though and s doing really MUCH better than he was > the other day. We were walking around the Pediatric Wing today; I was > holding his hand while he was walking around all 'important' like, holding > a hand full of balloons in the other hand. It was definitely one of those > Kodak moments. :) > Thank you for your thoughts. It means a lot to us. > Brian > > That's great that Gavin is doing better, but how is Mom holding up? Often the kids are holding up fine, but the mom is a wreck! Rebecca > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) New tag line Date: 06 Feb 1998 15:12:25 -0600 > I have decided to include a tag line in some of my correspondence, what do > people think? > > PL > > > By the center I grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. > I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. > Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand against me? > So completely do I trust my own skill. > Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! > > -Benkei- > >I'm working on it! (Becomming a worthy foe) >I think It should read this way for me: >By the neck I grasp my great Naughty child, which I have Fought >with so Long. I lay it across my lap, then with leisurely slaps I >lay on hands. Be it devil or demon, how can this be my seed? >So completely do I frustrait my own wife. Oh how I long for a meal of fresh meat, not >canned. > >Jeur-gei (tee*hee) Cute. I like them both. One suits the SCA, one the Mundane. It also sounds like "Jeur-gei" is still in the doghouse. *vbg* Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) (Fwd) Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device Date: 06 Feb 1998 15:26:13 -0600 I love it ! I tend to live by the saying "So many books, so little time." I will have to pass this on to a few people I know who think that books are obsolete (the poor fools). :) Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) FW: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Date: 06 Feb 1998 15:33:37 -0600 >That's great that Gavin is doing better, but how is Mom holding >up? Often the kids are holding up fine, but the mom is a wreck! > >Rebecca Very True. Fawn was a wreck for the first 24 hours. Luckily she has a very supportive family who has been helping out with the other kids so I can be there with her and Gavin. Fawn is doing great now. Gavin is getting back to his old (and very cute) self. It is amazing that one so young can stay cheerful through something like this. I think I would turn into a VERY honoree person in a hurry. That and, like most male adults, I would probably want my wife to baby me *lol*. Brian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "John A. Hugie" Subject: Re: (cdc) New tag line Date: 06 Feb 1998 23:06:26 -0700 Olan G Mikkelsen wrote: > I have decided to include a tag line in some of my correspondence, what do > people think? > > PL > > By the center I grasp my great naginata, which I have loved so long. > I lay it across my shoulder, then with leisurely steps I stride forward. > Be he devil or demon, how shall he stand against me? > So completely do I trust my own skill. > Oh, how I long for a foe worthy of my hand! > > -Benkei- You know it sounds a little Japanese, but then that's what you were shooting for right? I think it's great. John. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "John A. Hugie" Subject: (cdc) War/Job? was: jerky-that I am Date: 06 Feb 1998 23:22:29 -0700 I'm not sure if this is the best subject to make this announcement or not. We're back from LA. The rain hit us hard on Tuesday, and then Today, Friday, but it didn't keep us out of Disneyland. We had a great time, and a big thanks to Heidi for taking care of the house. Here's why I'm putting this announcement under this subject heading. Jurgi, go ahead and drop me from the Jerky list as well, because I'm not sure I'll be headed to the WAR. Yes you read me right, and here's why. BTW don't worry, I'll still be covering my share of the costs, whether or not I end up going. Janice is really pushing me to go, since this may be the last time we get to fight together as a household. I had three Job interviews this past week in LA. Two in person, and one over the telephone. The one, in person, interview was for the job in Seattle, that I've been trying to get for about 6 months now. They are making some progress, but having problems completing the transfer. Management at Blue Cross of Utah, are going to make it tough for them as well. But the real interrest came from the other personal interview, with management staff at United Health Care. I interviewed for an EDI position in their main headquarters in Hartford, Connecticut. They were extremely excited and got all of the necessary management interviews done during the week. The only thing that is holding up a job offer is Human Relations. They expect Personel to have the offer out to me this week, and so the possibility exists, even remote, that we could be in CT, during the Estrella war. Keep your eyes posted here for the latest and greatest information. (This has been a newsflash from you CDC List Administrator) John ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "John A. Hugie" Subject: Re: (cdc) New tag line Date: 06 Feb 1998 23:26:07 -0700 > I think anyone that has seen Adam in action will agree. I think I would > rather face Landolf wielding his naginata than Jurgi with Adam and > shield. > - Baldwin You know what. That would be a most dreaded weapon style. Adam doesn't die, there for that would make Jurgi practically immortal.... *rotfl* John. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "John A. Hugie" Subject: (cdc) Dumb Joke 02/07/98 Date: 06 Feb 1998 23:46:21 -0700 A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence) Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night? _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) New tag line Date: 07 Feb 1998 15:59:41 -0600 Here's one for all of you. Kensai FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM: THE TREES StoP tHE LogGINg oR wE WiLl coNtInUE To KIll oNe CeleBrITY EacH WeEK. theRe ARe nO SkIinG "aCciDenTS". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: (cdc) Dumb joke of the day Date: 07 Feb 1998 17:33:22 -0700 (MST) >The Watch Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says. "Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 largest metropoli. He hits a few buttons and from somewhere on the watch a voice says "The time is eleven 'til six" in a very West Texas accent. A few more buttons and the same voice says something in Japanese. Jake continues "I've put in regional accents for each city". The display is unbelievably high quality and the voice is simply astounding. The stranger is struck dumb with admiration. "That's not all", says Jake. He pushes a few more buttons and a tiny but very high-resolution map of New York City appears on the display. "The flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning," explains Jake. "View recede ten", Jake says, and the display changes to show eastern New York State. "I(#0(KPs watch!" sa${phe stranger. "Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet; I'm still working out the bugs", says the inventor. "But look at this", and he proceeds to demonstrate that the watch is also a very creditable little FM radio receiver with a digital tuner, a sonar device that can measure distances up to 125 meters, a pager with thermal paper printout and, most impressive of all, the capacity for voice recordings of up to 300 standard-size books, "though I only have 32 of my favorites in there so far" says Jake. "I've got to have this watch!", says the stranger. "No, you don't understand; it's not ready -" "I'll give you $1000 for it!" "Oh, no, I've already spent more than -" "I'll give you $5000 for it!" "But it's just not -" "I'll give you $15,000 for it!" And the stranger pulls out a checkbook. Jake stops to think. He's only put about $8500 into materials and development, and with $15 000 he can make another one and have it ready for merchandising in only six months. The stranger frantically finishes writing the check and waves it in front of him. "Here it is, ready to hand to you right here and now. $15,000. Take it or leave it." Jake abruptly makes his decision. "OK," he says, and peels off the watch. They make the exchange and the stranger starts happily away. "Hey, wait a minute", calls Jake after the stranger, who turns around warily. Jake points to the two suitcases he'd been trying to wrestle through the bus station. "Don't forget your batteries." Angus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Pug Subject: Re: (cdc) War/Job? was: jerky-that I am Date: 07 Feb 1998 17:36:49 -0700 (MST) CC: Subj: (cdc) War/Job? was: jerky-that I am Good luck with the job! We'll miss you if it happens. And if you aren't there we'll miss you at war. But whatever you do, stay on with this list! Thank you for it! >I'm not sure if this is the best subject to make this announcement or not. >We're back from LA. The rain hit us hard on Tuesday, and then Today, Friday, >but it didn't keep us out of Disneyland. We had a great time, and a big >thanks to Heidi for taking care of the house. > >Here's why I'm putting this announcement under this subject heading. Jurgi, >go ahead and drop me from the Jerky list as well, because I'm not sure I'll be >headed to the WAR. > >Yes you read me right, and here's why. BTW don't worry, I'll still be >covering my share of the costs, whether or not I end up going. Janice is >really pushing me to go, since this may be the last time we get to fight >together as a household. > >I had three Job interviews this past week in LA. Two in person, and one over >the telephone. The one, in person, interview was for the job in Seattle, that >I've been trying to get for about 6 months now. They are making some >progress, but having problems completing the transfer. Management at Blue >Cross of Utah, are going to make it tough for them as well. > >But the real interrest came from the other personal interview, with management >staff at United Health Care. I interviewed for an EDI position in their main >headquarters in Hartford, Connecticut. They were extremely excited and got >all of the necessary management interviews done during the week. The only >thing that is holding up a job offer is Human Relations. They expect Personel >to have the offer out to me this week, and so the possibility exists, even >remote, that we could be in CT, during the Estrella war. Keep your eyes >posted here for the latest and greatest information. > >(This has been a newsflash from you CDC List Administrator) > John ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Brian_Allred@autolivasp.com Subject: Re: (cdc) War/Job? was: jerky-that I am Date: 07 Feb 1998 21:18:13 -0600 >Good luck with the job! We'll miss you if it happens. And if you aren't there we'll miss >you at war. But whatever you do, stay on with this list! Thank you for it! I agree wholeheartedly with the above. I too hope that the list will not disappear with you. (I don't know if you can administrate over it in another state or not.) I really do hope you can make it to war. This will certainly be a household 'bash' (pun intended) if we are all there. Keep us posted! Kensai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "John A. Hugie" Subject: Re: (cdc) War/Job? was: jerky-that I am Date: 08 Feb 1998 11:01:27 -0700 Pug wrote: > Good luck with the job! We'll miss you if it happens. And if you aren't there > we'll miss you at war. But whatever you do, stay on with this list! Thank you > for it! Don't worry. We'll figure out a way to keep this list going. It might mean that I have to keep an Xmission account open or something of the like, but the list will go on. It has been a lot of fun administering this list. John. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Bill Herr Subject: Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 08 Feb 1998 15:39:49 -0700 I don't know if my first message got through the computer had a message saying it didn't so here I do again. Rhiell would not mind going to a demo afterwards. I heard there would be food and dancing and fighting what more could someone from our shire ask for. I can't wait to go. Rhiell Rebecca Mikkelsen wrote: > > I have been coerced into doing two (2) Cub Scouts this month. One is > > on the 21st at 5:30 ish in Washington terrace and the other is on the > > 26th at 7:00 ish for my son's group in Brigham City. Each one should > > take about 1/2 hour to do and we'll get a C/S style dinner and all > > the questions you can handel. I am prepared to do them (snif-snif) > > alone...( sigh )... by myself....if need be. However; if there be > > any among you whom, (crazy as it may seem) are willing to tackle this > > grungy duty and would like to spar alittle and or whatever is > > required, I would appriciate the company. > > > > Jurgi > > > The 21st is the Collegium. Do those of you who are going in "The > Van" (by the way, its name is Bad Mr. Frosty) want to leave the event > at the dinner break and do a Cub Scout demo? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: Re: Bad Mr. Frosty was Re: (cdc) Scrub Scrouts Date: 09 Feb 1998 08:25:07 -0700 >Well, Bad Mr. Frosty(BMF) and fate teamed up to vex me today. I gave BMF >way too much reign and a member of the local roaming constabulary took >exception to it. Once I got BMF stopped(he likes to run, once he gets >going), the constable presented me with a pink certificate that entitles me >to visit with an official of the government. Imagine that, me, a humble >knight, visiting with a government official. Maybe I'll get a commendation >or something. Yeah, right. >Life goes on, >PL >Thus spake Zarathustra, "This, too, will pass." (And I did!) So what you're saying is? "I got a speeding ticket!" John. ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: (cdc) Bounced Message from Mel Date: 09 Feb 1998 08:39:39 -0700 There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had 5 squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had 20 knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms. I guess this just proves that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides. Ingrid bjohnson@lsil.com ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Lowe, Jeff" Subject: (cdc) Stove for Aveloc the Elder Date: 09 Feb 1998 12:03:05 MDT I recieved the second call from Aveloc the Elder,(Who lives in Texas) and he has paid for the stove and it is ready to be picked up. However: I need to find out where, (all he gave me was a phone number and a woman named Vanna.) but it is somewhere in Logan. Apparently this is one of those big Dutch oven stoves that are seen at many a Rondevous. Boxed it is avout two feet square and about 3 feet long. If some one up in that area would be willing to pick it up, I could call you and give you the phane number. Thanks, Jurgi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hugie Subject: (cdc) Dumb Joke of the Day 02/09/1998 Date: 09 Feb 1998 13:04:22 -0700 Some evidence that the gene pool may need a little chlorine: Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar. I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. At a grocery store in San Jose, they have new credit card/bank card readers at the checkout stands. If you don't know how to orient your card to swipe it through the reader, the checkout person will say, "Strip down, face toward me." A customer at a sub shop ordered "a small soda." The owner responded, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have small, just medium and large." (Both cost 99 cents.) The kicker came when the customer, a rather well-dressed business type, disappointedly said, "Okay, I guess I'll just have to have the medium then." Idiots and Geography: After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, Really? Where is Monosyllabia?" Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?" Advice for Idiots: An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees." "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes." Idiots in the Neighborhood: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there. Idiots and Computers: My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" Idiots In Food Services: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. Idiots Do Math: A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and then answered, "She's half as old as I am, that's how I always remember." So someone else (okay, it was me) said, "That's neat... So every year that you age, she only ages half a year?" My co-worker thought about that, and then said, "Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years." ) John A. Hugie _,'| _.-''``-...___..--'; EDI Project Lead /, \'. _..-' , ,--...--''' Regence BCBS Utah < \ .`--''' ` /| jahugi@xmission.com `-,;' ; ; ; __...--'' __...--_..' .;.' ...Anything not nailed down, (,__....----''' (,..--'' is a cat toy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Janice Hugie Subject: Re: (cdc) A&S Date: 09 Feb 1998 15:53:57 -0700