Microsoft Jesus 97

NEW FOR 97!

The Second Coming has been one of the most eagerly anticipated events in all of history, and now it's finally here, thanks to Microsoft! Jesus 97 is an easy-to-install upgrade package perfect for these fast-paced and God-less times!

NEW FEATURES!

Upgrade to Jesus 97 today! Eliminate all the limitations of your old Jesus! Please note: there is a special bonus awarded to users who get their friends to switch over!

BONUS VALUE: Jesus 97 also comes bundled with Microsoft Eternity Explorer, perfect for surfing the Great Beyond!

NOW AVAILABLE! Jesus NT Workstation 4.0/Jesus NT Apostle 4.0!

Microsoft: Would you like to go to heaven today? Our father, who art in Redmond. Microsoft Eternity Explorer