Berkeley Allen Swarthout

October 2001

Paging Dr. Swarthout	Presents from friends
There's a dinosaur on my cake!	Watch me spit all over the cake
It seems to be some sort of present	This poor elephant is suffocating!
This drought can't last much longer	He shoots, he scores!
This slide is kinda slow	Well, owl be darned
This requires immense concentration	Halloween Hoot at the Tracy Aviary
My dad is forcing me to do this	Load 'em on, I'm not even breaking a sweat
For my next trick, I will turn you into a puppy