1. Hoard all the clocks from your house in your room and demand that everyone call you "Time Guardian."

2. Don a pair of rollarblades and chase your cat around the house.

3. Dress completely in blue and antagonize anything or anyone dressed or colored in green. Switch halfway through the day if you wish.

4. To continue in the vein, stand in front of pictures in your home for hours and swear to your parents, friends, or significant others that they keep changing.

5. Dye your hair red and subject everyone in the house to bad jokes and puns.

6. If your hair is already red, dye it blond and go around hugging everyone every five minutes.

7. Experiment with your brother's insect collection.

8. Get a pair of dice and sit on the kitchen floor. Swear that you're not moving until you guess five roles in a row correctly.

9. Hang around everyone in the morning and then disappear completely for the rest of the day.

10. Alternate between an Australian, a British, and an American accent all day. See if anyone notices.

11. Go outside and stand in the rain. Shout "Corn Crinkles. My beautiful Corn Crinkles" at the top of your lungs.

12. Put on a kilt and see how "drafty" it really is.

13. Wear bell bottoms, gold chains, and a beaded vest. Refuse to discuss why.

14. Look through botany magazines and see if you can identify that pod your dog just brought in.

15. It's raining. Stare out the window all day and look for Red Raincoat and his friends.

16. Finally, sit in a comfortable chair and think, "Teleport. Teleport. Teleport."