The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Trig despatched to me
Twelve flying ballboids,
Eleven clones of Timus,
Ten more of Tikno
Nine Denajeli,
Eight Kalinars
Seven doozlum pins,
Six stun guns charging,
Five living stones!
Four AE suits,
Three strange amigos,
Two tickling boots
And a computer who's named TIM

The Little Drummer Boy

The little drummer boy
Stop, we told him
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
That drum is dangerous
Par-rum-pa-pa-pum
A evil force you'll call
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
And it will kill us all
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pa-pum
Lay off that drum
It's my big chance
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
To make the big time, John
Par-rum-pa-pa-pum
It's just a drum, you'll see
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
No harm will come to me
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pa-pum
Me and my drum
Mike, listen to John
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
That drum is evil, Mike
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
And Jake's an evil man
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
He has an evil plan
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pa-pum
Involving that drum
Thanks for the drive
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
But, Liz, it's just a drum
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
How can this drum hurt me?
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
It's got a primitive beat.
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pa-pum
It's just an old drum.
Mike beat the drum
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
And raised the evil one
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
But Liz evaded John
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum
And destroyed the drum
Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pum-rum-pa-pa-pa-pum
And Sogguth was gone