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ALLIX

9/7/98
This one is all about my niece.
Please, don't call the lim'rick police.
If you dislike clean
Lims writ by Marlene
Don't read further, you fool, just cease!
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Wyoming, like no place on earth.
There my sis expected a birth.
Then Allix arrived
Three years she's survived.
She keeps us in stitches of mirth.

Now Allix has curls down her back
Believe me, I am keeping track.
When Allix was small
She'd no hair at all
But, now she's made up for the lack.

I draw bunnies for Allix all day
She simply won't let me get away!
Don't have any tricks
They're just made of sticks.
She's happy to just sit and play.

Doc Seuss is favored by my niece
She just won't give me any peace
She brings me her books
I read while she looks
At the pictures while perched on my knees.

I don't have a Dad any more.
He's Allix's Grampa, for sure!
It was the same refrain
When we tried to explain:
"He's MY Grampa!" she'd quickly roar.

Our Allix will giggle and say,
"Can my Gramma come out to play?"
She's like a fresh breeze;
She just likes to tease.
She keeps us entertained all day.

With her belly-button exposed
Is how Allix wears all her clothes.
Her tummy sticks out
Of that, there's no doubt.
In winter it might just get froze!

"Will you marry me, Marnene?" she said.
Explaining is just something I dread.
She just does not know
Why my answer is no --

Okay, she'll marry Daddy, instead!
 Then Allix says, "Where's my Marnene?"
The cutest thing you've ever seen:
That little girl's grin
And tilt of her chin
We all think that she is the Queen!


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