VIRTUALLY ANYONE CAN BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT.
                     

   Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat,
   there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below. and see how you
   rate.

  You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 

  You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read 
   is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 

  You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a
   threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists. 

  You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 

  You to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented
   changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs. 

   You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 

   You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

   You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create
    prosperity.

   You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from 
    Seattle do.

   You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something
    to earn it.

   You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars. 

   You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the
   Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the
   Constitution.

   You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 

   You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important 
   American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison. 

   You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and 
   set-asides aren't. 

   You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been
   tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. 

   You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex 
   offender belongs in the White House.

   You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality
   should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 

   You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in
   the best interest of the United States.