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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. |
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). |
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
A backwards poet writes inverse. |
In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes. |
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. |
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. |
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. |
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. |
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. |
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. |
The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered. |
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. |
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. |
Local Area Network in Australia; the LAN down under. |
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. |
Every calendar's days are numbered. |
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. |
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. |
He had a photographic memory that was never developed. |
A plateau is a high form of flattery. |
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. |
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. |
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. |
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. |
When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. |
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. |
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. |
Acupuncture is a jab well done. |
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. |
Source: Internet email, author unknown. |