Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy

Year: 2000

Director: David DeCoteau

Written by: Matthew Jason Walsh

Threat: Mummy

Weapon of Choice: Knife

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Ancient Evil: Curse of the Mummy

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The tyranist's thoughts
At first I was mildly pleased by this one since the set up was very similar to the Universal Mummy serials of the '40s, but they soon distinguished themselves from those predecessors and it was all crap.
So there's a group of archaeology students working in what had to be a museum for a summer study program, one of which was such a complete asshole that I wondered how he got on the project. Having been one class short of a minor in archaeology myself, I can tell you that most of those professors have little patience for the living. Anyway, they are prepping a Mexican (nee Aztec) mummy for exhibit when one of them--intentionally--brings it back to life. aaiiiee.
It seems like we've had a glut of this kind of low-budget film the last couple years. Shot with reasonable productions values, but no money spent on either a cast or a script, they feature young unheard of actors delivering bad dialogue poorly through inane plot devices. It sort of reminds me of Full Moon, but most of these companies don't have the integrity or background that Charles Band does and end up delivering complete crap. Not that the ideas are bad, they just seem to think they have a built-in audience and they don't care about the quality of the picture.
About the only really nice thing in the movie was the mummy. Not too scary, but nicely done.
You don't have to see this movie. Really. Okay, if your twelve year old sister has a mummy fetish, maybe.
Note: This has no relation whatsoever to Legend of the Mummy and you should argue vehemently with anyone who says it does. May Bram Stoker rest in peace.

Total Skulls: 13

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting skull
Bad dialogue skullskull
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night skullskull
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect skullskull
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull