Cat People

Year: 1981

Director: Paul Schrader

Written by: Alan Ormsby

Threat: Cat person

Weapon of Choice: Claws/teeth

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish Outfield's reviews
There are dog people and there are cat people. I've always heard that this remake was vastly inferior to the 1942 original, but as I've never seen the original, I thought this was pretty good.
A young woman (Natassia Kinski), apparently the last of an ancient half-panther/half-human race, comes to live with her weirdo brother (Malcolm McDowell) in the city. She finds herself drawn to the zoo and the big cat cages, but her terrible secret (unknown even to her) comes to light when she falls in love with John Heard, a (surprisingly young and virile) zoo employee.
I think if 1989 was Year of the Batman, then 1981 had to have been the Year of the Werewolf. I realize that Cat People doesn't deal with werewolves per se, but it's pretty darn close.
Jerry Bruckheimer produced this slick 80's remake of the 40's cult classic and it had a cool 80's feel, from its David Bowie main theme to the basic, moody, not-as-the-world-exists-today-somehow atmosphere of the film.
A bit slow-moving, but not too slow, it wasn't an entirely fun movie, as it dealt with a somber and somehow tragic subject matter, but it was well made, stylistic, and the cast was great. Beautiful Kinski manages to make even her godawful unisex haircut look sexy. Plus, she's playing a virgin, and amazingly, she pulls it off. Malcolm McDowell, her mysterious brother, described the quandary best when he said, "Ours is an incestuous race. We can only mate with our own." I don't know if that's relevant in any way other than in this movie, but I wrote it down anyway. It was neat to see future familiar faces like the aforementioned Heard, Annette O'Toole, Ed Beagley Jr., and John Larroquette. But do any of them get a Future Celebrity skull? Why not? Hmm.
There was some very intense violence involving panther attacks. For example, one guy (Beagley) was de-armed rather graphically. Also, there was a truly sickening part where they eat their. . .afterbirth, for lack of a better word. Ick. It had LOTS of nudity, we're talkin' every female character here. But the cat people curse is, sex comes with a price. Freddy Krueger could've told them that.
Lastly, I noticed that Empire Strikes Back gum was being sold in the zoo gift shop for twenty-five cents a pack. The 80's were a great, great time.
I'd Recommend It To: The curious.

Total Skulls: 17

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears skull John Larroquette
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skullskull
Death associated with sex skullskull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location skull
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later skull
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night skull
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?