Idle HandsYear: 1999 Director: Rodman Flender Written by: Terri Hughes & Ron Milbauer Threat: Hand Weapon of Choice: Bottle |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Wait a minute, Idle Hands wasn't Horror! It was a stupid, sick comedy!
What, are we supposed to review Love at First Bite or Young Frankenstein?
Sure, there were Horror elements, with a real, genuine, honest-to-god SCARE
at the very beginning, plus tons of gore, evil music, and death . . . but to call
it a Horror Movie...
What's next, we review Michael Jackson's Thriller video?
That'd be funny.
The tyranist's thoughts
There is a tradition of horror/comedy that exists mostly because it is so hard to do. A lot of writers and directors see
writing something that legitimately makes you scream and laugh alternately for an hour and a half as the ultimate challenge
in horror film making. It is. Precisely for this reason there are a lot of horror films that are a little funny and a lot of
comedies that are a little scary, maybe. Idle Hands is clearly a comedy when it is all said and done, but there are
some legitimately scary moments in the movie along with a lot of gore. Anyone who hates the sight of spattering blood and
loose body parts should stay away. But for the average horror fan, this movie is really funny. Rish and I gave it skulls as
if it were a scary horror film since I think they were at least trying to make sure the horror elements didn't disappear
completely.
Seth Green and Elden Henson are hilarious as the undead sidekicks. Jessica Alba is so tempting you can't help but empathize
with Anton (Devon Sawa). The opening sequence manages to be wildly funny and very scary at the same time. The Vivica Fox
subplot is great, but sorely under-developed. Some of the lines had me rolling. It is well worth the money spent and
probably should have done better than it did. This is the kind of movie that needs to be made a little more often. It is
light-hearted but still has all of the horror you could want.
Total Skulls: 27
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead | |
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| What the hell? | ||
| x years ago . . . | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending |