The Mephisto WaltzYear: 1971 Director: Paul Wendkos Written by: Den Maddow Threat: Devil Worshippers Weapon of Choice: Strange Blue Oil Based upon: novel - The Mephisto Waltz - Fred Mustard Stewart |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Cool title. Alan Alda looked really young as the journalist who befriends an aging concert pianist and becomes more
than his friend, finally becoming inhabited by him when the old man dies, inheriting his money and his piano-playing
abilities. Bisset played his hot, suspicious wife who tries to get to the bottom of things in a roundabout way and
who (of course) no one believes when she voices her suspicions.
This was very slow-moving, which seemed pretty typical with 70's horror films. Today's audiences are unforgiving of
any pace or delayed gratification, so movies are edited with strobelight tempos. But this one strays all the way to
the other side. There were long dream sequences, long dialogue sequences, long piano playing sequences, long
everything. I could see pretty much everything coming far before it happened, although there was an interesting turn
toward the end, when Bisset takes matters into her own hands. Still, I was often tempted to turn off the movie and go
get a donut, or at least test out my Fast-Forward button. The ending should have been a big deal, but it was just
confusing. I wasn't paying attention, I guess. But it was hard to. It had nice Jerry Goldsmith music, but was never
really scary. I have a family of cousins who are curiously like the occultists in this film. They all are enormously
musical, all unusually brilliant, all disturbingly well-behaved, and all decidedly strange in a
difficult-to-put-your-finger-on way. Like Bisset's character, when I have brought up my feelings of unease about this
family, everyone says, "Oh, you're just jealous," or "You have to find fault even with the greatest of people," or
"How DARE you speak ill of any one of them?!" Wow, that was quite a tangent, but it just exemplifies how my mind
tended to wander while watching The Mephisto Waltz. I'll try to end the review on a more related note.
My dad used to talk about how beautiful Jacqueline Bisset was, and now I know what he was talking about. An annoying
gaffe in the transfer showed the microphone in one shot and that Bisset was not really naked in another. But that's
neither here nor there, is it? That's a weird saying, that something is ‘neither here nor there.' I'm not sure of its
origin, but it has to be British. No American says ‘nor' anymore.
Total Skulls: 8
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |