The Mephisto Waltz

Year: 1971

Director: Paul Wendkos

Written by: Den Maddow

Threat: Devil Worshippers

Weapon of Choice: Strange Blue Oil

Based upon: novel - The Mephisto Waltz - Fred Mustard Stewart

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      The Mephisto Waltz

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Cool title. Alan Alda looked really young as the journalist who befriends an aging concert pianist and becomes more than his friend, finally becoming inhabited by him when the old man dies, inheriting his money and his piano-playing abilities. Bisset played his hot, suspicious wife who tries to get to the bottom of things in a roundabout way and who (of course) no one believes when she voices her suspicions.
This was very slow-moving, which seemed pretty typical with 70's horror films. Today's audiences are unforgiving of any pace or delayed gratification, so movies are edited with strobelight tempos. But this one strays all the way to the other side. There were long dream sequences, long dialogue sequences, long piano playing sequences, long everything. I could see pretty much everything coming far before it happened, although there was an interesting turn toward the end, when Bisset takes matters into her own hands. Still, I was often tempted to turn off the movie and go get a donut, or at least test out my Fast-Forward button. The ending should have been a big deal, but it was just confusing. I wasn't paying attention, I guess. But it was hard to. It had nice Jerry Goldsmith music, but was never really scary. I have a family of cousins who are curiously like the occultists in this film. They all are enormously musical, all unusually brilliant, all disturbingly well-behaved, and all decidedly strange in a difficult-to-put-your-finger-on way. Like Bisset's character, when I have brought up my feelings of unease about this family, everyone says, "Oh, you're just jealous," or "You have to find fault even with the greatest of people," or "How DARE you speak ill of any one of them?!" Wow, that was quite a tangent, but it just exemplifies how my mind tended to wander while watching The Mephisto Waltz. I'll try to end the review on a more related note.
My dad used to talk about how beautiful Jacqueline Bisset was, and now I know what he was talking about. An annoying gaffe in the transfer showed the microphone in one shot and that Bisset was not really naked in another. But that's neither here nor there, is it? That's a weird saying, that something is ‘neither here nor there.' I'm not sure of its origin, but it has to be British. No American says ‘nor' anymore.

Total Skulls: 8

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
No one believes only witness skull
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?