RavenousYear: 1999 Director: Antonia Bird Written by: Ted Griffin Threat: Cannibal Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
"He was licking me!"
I didn't want to see this, but now I'm glad I did. It was kind of cool. I don't have much to say about this one. It
didn't seem like Horror for the majority of the film, but I'll be darned if I could name what genre it was. Western?
Psychological Drama? Action? What do you call a frontier army base cannibal vampire flick?
Well, whatever it was, it included the omni-quotable line, "He was licking me!" It featured very pretty, if snowy
country, and some bizarre, jolly banjo-centric music. David Arquette was in it. Jeffrey Jones was too. Guy Pierce has,
like, three lines. What's his name, the guy with the bullet lodged in his head...well, he was there too. Hey, I'm sorry
folks. I didn't take very good notes on this one. I have seen Cannibal, the Musical twice, though, and it has a
very similar story. In fact, the two of them may be based on the same incident.
By the way, "He was licking me!"
Total Skulls: 7
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |