Ravenous

Year: 1999

Director: Antonia Bird

Written by: Ted Griffin

Threat: Cannibal

Weapon of Choice: Knife

Based upon: Original

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Rish Outfield's reviews
"He was licking me!"
I didn't want to see this, but now I'm glad I did. It was kind of cool. I don't have much to say about this one. It didn't seem like Horror for the majority of the film, but I'll be darned if I could name what genre it was. Western? Psychological Drama? Action? What do you call a frontier army base cannibal vampire flick?
Well, whatever it was, it included the omni-quotable line, "He was licking me!" It featured very pretty, if snowy country, and some bizarre, jolly banjo-centric music. David Arquette was in it. Jeffrey Jones was too. Guy Pierce has, like, three lines. What's his name, the guy with the bullet lodged in his head...well, he was there too. Hey, I'm sorry folks. I didn't take very good notes on this one. I have seen Cannibal, the Musical twice, though, and it has a very similar story. In fact, the two of them may be based on the same incident.
By the way, "He was licking me!"

Total Skulls: 7

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location skull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness skull
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain skull
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?