Iron Flowers
| Announcer: Welcome back to VNC News at 10. Today, I'll be talking to the mutant who shocked the world. Just last week, Iron Flowers, former Thuldan Marine, came to Penates in search of a new life. (Camera pans to Iron Flowers) Announcer: So, Mr. Flowers, our audience would like to know about you. You are a War Lion? Flowers: Huh? No, me marine. Not a cat! Announcer: Of course. Umm, so, Mr. Flowers, could you tell us about your last fight? (Camera flashes to a screen showing arena combat between two humanoids in battle armor) Flowers: Me won. (Camera on Announcer) Announcer: The odds were against you 10-1! As our audience I'm sure knows, you used a Handle & Exeter Model 10 gravity mace while your opponent, the highly regarded Pas Han Goon, used a Duncan D241 mass rifile! Both of you used Hendriks Body Tanks. Why did you use the grav mace? Certainly, you have an innate grasp of human psychology in the arena. Pas duly shocked and, he told me privately, scared. (Camera to Flowers) Flowers: I like my hurting stick. It goes bonk and bonk again. Announcer: Amazing! Even now you pretend to be humble just to make your opponents underestimate you. The strategy! (Video rolls of Flowers clubbing Pas Han Goon) Flowers: Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Announcer: Oh the humanity! Such craftsmanship in the arena has no equal! Except perhaps with the current champion, The GraveDigger! (Promotional video of GraveDigger rolls) Announcer: In fact, here in the studio, we have The GraveDigger, Hans TuSlip-Ry! (From backstage Hans comes out) Hans TuSlip-Ry: Flowers! Hah! What type of name is that! That is a name of a hunder rat! Flowers: Hunder Rat? That tastes good. Hans TuSlip-Ry: You don't scare me, Flowers! (Hans takes a swing at Iron Flowers) Flowers: Huh? (Flowers deftly blocks the blow) Announcer: We have a fight! Will it be the Thuldan War Lion or the People's Cup Champion!?! (Flowers swings, connects, and sits back down) Hans: Ughh! (Hans falls to the floor unconscious) Flowers: Me hungary. (Fades to black) |