Bordello of Blood
Year: 1996
Director: Gilbert Adler
Written by: Gilbert Adler, A.L. Katz
Threat: Vampire
Weapon of Choice: Holy water pistols
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Bordello of BloodYear: 1996 Director: Gilbert Adler Written by: Gilbert Adler, A.L. Katz Threat: Vampire Weapon of Choice: Holy water pistols IMDb page: |
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The tyranist's thoughts
Now I've never been a fan of the "Tales from the Crypt" TV series (mostly I hate the cryptkeeper and his inane puns), but I am a
fan of Dennis Miller and of vampire flicks so I had a lot of fun watching this movie. Rish, who is at least twice the Dennis
Miller fan that I am, kept warning me about how terrible it was. I didn't listen and ended up enjoying myself immensely. This
isn't your typical horror film and while it also isn't the greatest horror film ever made, it is exactly what it promises to be.
I mean think about it. If you rent a movie called Bordello of Blood, you shouldn't really be expecting
The Omen should you? Just relax and go into this one prepared to laugh a little and enjoy the scenery. Oh, and
if you can get past the cryptkeeper parts, you might have your sanity still.
Total Skulls: 22
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup |  |
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| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | |
Corey Feldman |
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | |
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| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | |
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| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | |
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| Wanton sex | |
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| Death associated with sex | |
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| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower scene | |
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| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | |
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| Fake scare | |
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| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | |
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| Dream sequence | ||
| No one believes only witness | |
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| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | |
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| What the hell? | ||
| x years ago . . . | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | |
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| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | |
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| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | |
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| Blood fountain | |
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| Blood hits camera | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | |
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| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending |