Scary Movie

Year: 2000

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans

Written by: Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg, Buddy Johnson, Aaron Seltzer, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Knife

Based upon: Parodies several Kevin Williamson-penned movies.

IMDb page: IMDb link

Scary Movie

Other movies in this series:
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3

Rish Outfield's reviews
This is a unique review, as I saw this at a test screening, months prior to its release. The version I saw may/will be very different than the film as released. Also, it wasn't really Horror. It was Comedy, a broad, stupid parody that was far less serious than Dracula: Dead and Loving It, which we didn't review here. But I couldn't just let my seeing it go to waste, could I?
Young virginal Cindy is having a bad year: last year she and her friends accidentally hit a guy with their car and disposed of the body, this year, strange scary notes start showing up taunting Cindy and her co-conspirators. And this week, a ghost-faced killer is dispatching people at her school after taunting them with phone calls. Could they be related? Could this be any more familiar? Well, actually, the departure is that this is a broad parody of Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans.
First of all, it was raunchy. In the race for tastelessness, it shoved There's Something About Mary out of the way and trampled it severely. It was a dirty, dirty movie, and I'll be quite surprised if the version I saw avoids an NC-17 rating (lots of naked male members and sex jokes aplenty).
Second of all, it follows Scream almost TOO closely. Released by Dimension Films, it included a ton of the same dialogue as Scream, and repeats, almost verbatim, certain scenes (a lot of certain scenes). The first ten minutes of the film is like "Stab" (the Scream parody featured in Scream 2), only longer. The rest of the film, for the most part, simply parodies/mimicks Scream and Scream 2, plus a heavy dose of I Know What You Did Last Summer, with little references to The Blair Witch Project, Titanic, The Usual Suspects, The Sixth Sense, and The Matrix spread throughout.
So, was it any good? Well, it WAS very, very funny, with some big laughs, a lot of little ones, and some gross-outs that aren't quite the same thing, but will be what people talk about after the movie. But, like all parodies like this, the film took many turns for the stupid, and a lot of jokes weren't funny at all. Most of the murders were funny, though they went on a bit too long. As I mentioned above, the plot remained tediously faithful to Scream's, even going so far as to have the same locales, the same plot twists, and the same killers (sorry). The cut I saw was a work print, and it even used Marco Beltrami's music and a couple of songs from the 1996 soundtrack. I would've enjoyed the parody more if it had gone off in a different direction or threw in a couple clever surprises instead of restricting itself to Kevin Williamson's previous works (yeah, there was a "Dawson's Creek" reference), but most of the folks in the audience seemed to be loving it, so I could be wrong.
Still, Shannon Elizabeth didn't take her clothes off . . . whose idea was that?
Best Scare: Well, there are a couple of shots of male genitals that elicited screams from the audience, but none of the traditional kinds of scares.
I'd Recommend It To: Fans of the two main films it mocks (just don't see it with Mom), though in my case, knowing Scream as well as I do tended to lessen my enjoyment of the film. At one point in Scary Movie, one of the characters says, "This is just like a horror movie," to which another character responds, "Yeah, that movie 'Scream.' Same dialogue and everything.").

Total Skulls: 29

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film skullskull Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie skull
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise skull
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skullskull
Death associated with sex skull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity skull
Characters forget about threat skullskull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door skull
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls skull
Toilet stall scene skull
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out skull
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare skull
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later skull
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask skull
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster skull
Beheading skull
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skull
What the hell? skullskull