Still Life

Year: 1988

Director: Graeme Campbell

Written by: Dean Parisot, Michael Taav

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Gun

Based upon: Original

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The tyranist's thoughts
I wasn't really looking forward to watching this one since it had no one I recognized in it and was only rated PG-13. I'm not saying that you can't make a good scary movie that isn't rated R, I'm just saying, that in most cases, the lower rating is a sign that the horror film just isn't going to cut it. Maybe now I know why Dean Parisot only has one writing credit and lots of directing credits.
So there have been some killings. Art killings. You know, where after the victim is dead, the killer paints him up and frames him in some manner. Oh and there is a 'struggling' musician and a young reporter who seem to be involved only in that they are in the movie. Well, more killings happen. The musician gets framed. The reporter disappears at an odd time and . . . well, I'll leave the ending for the two or three of you out there who really want to see it.
The best thing about this movie was Jessica Steen. I didn't remember having seen her before, but she was in Armageddon. Things were usually a little better when she was on screen. The rest of the time I spent wondering just how pretentious the movie could get. They seemed to be trying really hard to convince us that the killer was really likeable. Even when you figure out who the killer is (which should be an hour and a half before any of the characters figure it out), you can't like him. He is sychophantic and whining. When the end of the movie rolls around and they are trying their hardest to push all the sympathy buttons, I felt the most revolted. Dean Parisot went on to direct a couple comedies that I absolutely love, but this is not where he shines.
The movie was pretty low budget, but it wanted to pretend like it was more. It had a distinctly haughty air to it that put me off time and again and some pretty terrible music. That's a real problem in a movie that features a musician as the main character.
See it if you must, but I really don't think you'll like it.

Total Skulls: 10

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise skull
Bad acting skull
Bad dialogue skullskull
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull