Sweet Sixteen

Year: 1982

Director: Jim Sotos

Written by: Erwin Goldman

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Knife

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      Sweet Sixteen

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Oddly, this wasn't so bad. It had a pretty good story and was fairly evenly entertaining. The acting was good and the dialogue was nice, but it was pretty predictable in who was going to die next (wait, maybe the video box gave that away). The young heroine was really attractive in an Eighties Slasher Movie Virgin way, but she also seemed to have talent, so I wonder what happened to her. One of the two female stars went on to do the first Friday the 13th, but I'm too dumb to remember which it was. By the halfway point, tyranist and I knew who the killer was, but there were a lot of red herrings thrown in for bad measure. Though it was obviously cheap and quickly-made, it was always coherent and well-thought-out, which raises it above a lot of horror movies we've reviewed here. There were some odd moments when the title character stared at herself in the mirror in various states of undress, almost as if she had been body-swapped with Rish Outfield, but that was explained somewhat at the end. I was only left with one question, when all was said and done--Just what was Patrick McNee doing in this?

The tyranist's thoughts
This is a pretty typical early 80's slasher with a couple of interesting exceptions. Exception one is that it is pretty much the boys of the town that are getting hacked up, and exception two is that they try to do the racial tension thing. The fact that Rish and I knew who the killer was in under fifteen minutes probably indicates that this isn't terribly successful. They made several attempts to lay the blame at someone elses feet and still couldn't convince us that we were wrong. Some of the highlights of the movie are that it has Patrick Macnee in it, the OTS is the classically gratuitous kind that predominated in the early 80's, and the fact that the boys get chopped up instead of the girls. There is also an interesting subplot involving the town sheriff and a county records worker, but it may be that we were so bored with the rest of the movie that we latched onto the first thing that showed any promise of entertainment. Still it was better than some.

Total Skulls: 16

Sequel
Sequel setup skull
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears skull Patrick Macnee
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower scene skull
Car stalls or won't start skull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
What the hell? skull
x years ago . . .
Dark and stormy night skull
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending